My 8-year-old niece winning a frozen turkey at Bingo tonight: “It’s so incredible!“ 😂

thoughts and prayers for this person‘s therapist

Is this … sarcasm ..?

All donuts should have a second layer of icing in the middle

Shout out to all the grown adults at Monster Jam sans children, way to live your truth

When your gift guide is geared toward serial killers

“Lie down honey, put this book on your face, no tablet time til we review this shirt for Amazon”

She wasn’t going to let excessive nipple hair prevent her from going to the beach #PhotoshopFail

Conservative men all secretly wanna be this guy so bad.

Why’s UX language gotta be so sad

Chilling …

The squirrels want in my house SO BAD. I will personally fist fight each and every last one of you. Watch out little fuzzy ass bitch

My 4-year-old drew a family picture and the only defining aspect of me is my boobs. This is a pretty realistic depiction of them, honestly

Being a woman is fun because society regularly unlocks new body insecurities for us to think about!

Newest one? Cowlick shame! Bemoaned by 60k women in this TikTok 🥲

If you don’t know what a cowlick is, consider yourself blessed. Look away and enjoy your peaceful ignorance 🙏

For a good time call

What an incredible degree of faith in airline baggage handlers

Writing my dissertation on this sign