What ever happened to the American tradition of protest music? Or am I missing something? I remember every track from 2003-2008 took stabs at George Bush. Or is Pop Culture so afraid of offending its corporate overlords nowadays that it wasn’t before?

Student loan servicer: “Thanks for your payment!” Don’t be so jolly with me. I never want to see you again.

Darius Slay, Josh Sweat, now CJ Gardner-Johnson?? How many times will they make me drop to my knees in the Arby’s parking lot?!? Are we just giving up the elite D-line? Don’t hurt me like this, please, no more 😩 #eagles

People are really surprised when they find out scientists don’t follow the real scientific method. Sounds crazy? In the scientific method, you are supposed to try everything you can to disprove your own hypothesis. But we cling onto our hypotheses for dear life like they are our beloved children.

No one voted for Elon Musk.
No one confirmed Elon Musk.

Why does he have this level of power over our government?

incredible to have a president who appears to be speed-running getting impeached, and even more incredible to to have two other branches of government who are just sitting there watching it as if it is actually a livestream which they are unable to impact in any way

As an #Eagles fan, I have literally no qualm with so-called bandwagon fans. We need all the hope we can get. There’s enough birds mania to go around. Welcome aboard bandwagoners

Saquon Barkley ran so fast he was experiencing relativistic effects. He was actually younger than everyone else by the time he got to the end zone.

WE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!! Now if the Chiefs lost tonight it would be a dream come true. 🤍💚Eagles/Bills💙❤️

Thank you for coming to my Theodore talk.