@yikesahootie.bsky.social
I like animals. Billionaires can pound sand. Spouse posts way too much on Wonkette.
TCMParty person
Not gonna lie, it’s turning grim out there. Don’t give up!
TCMParty person
Not gonna lie, it’s turning grim out there. Don’t give up!
My husband once told everyone in a company Slack meeting that he was going to be late as he was unwell but he said “I’m feeling a bit ropey” which autocorrected to “rapey” and it was… awkward (his coworkers were Americans unfamiliar to the term “ropey” which added to the confusion)
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I wish I could still wear high heels
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I wish I could still wear high heels
Reposted
grok is going to be named to cabinet position with those skills
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
grok is going to be named to cabinet position with those skills
Is this going to be the new land acknowledgment?
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Is this going to be the new land acknowledgment?
The part that brought me to tears is the fact that the fees are $125 a month
Our HOA charges $595 and it will go up in a few weeks 😭
Our HOA charges $595 and it will go up in a few weeks 😭
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The part that brought me to tears is the fact that the fees are $125 a month
Our HOA charges $595 and it will go up in a few weeks 😭
Our HOA charges $595 and it will go up in a few weeks 😭
There *has* to be jars of piss collected around him
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
There *has* to be jars of piss collected around him
My husband once told everyone in a company Slack meeting that he was going to be late as he was unwell but he said “I’m feeling a bit ropey” which autocorrected to “rapey” and it was… awkward (his coworkers were Americans unfamiliar to the term “ropey” which added to the confusion)
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My husband once told everyone in a company Slack meeting that he was going to be late as he was unwell but he said “I’m feeling a bit ropey” which autocorrected to “rapey” and it was… awkward (his coworkers were Americans unfamiliar to the term “ropey” which added to the confusion)
Sooooo… who’s his date?
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Sooooo… who’s his date?
First and Last sounds ominous and threatening in this instance
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
First and Last sounds ominous and threatening in this instance
Brando famously couldn’t sing a note — they had to laboriously piece his singing together note by note in editing
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Brando famously couldn’t sing a note — they had to laboriously piece his singing together note by note in editing
All those people standing around watching this should really reevaluate their life choices
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
All those people standing around watching this should really reevaluate their life choices
“The speaker reminded the chamber that they should not make personal commentary about the president.”
How many times did those clowns go on and on about “the Biden crime family”?
How many times did those clowns go on and on about “the Biden crime family”?
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“The speaker reminded the chamber that they should not make personal commentary about the president.”
How many times did those clowns go on and on about “the Biden crime family”?
How many times did those clowns go on and on about “the Biden crime family”?
Went to high school and grammar school with Mike Ness and Dennis Danell of Social Distortion. Mike Ness walked my sister home after school and carried her books!
Apparently Marc Cherry was there at the same time, but I don’t remember the dude.
Apparently Marc Cherry was there at the same time, but I don’t remember the dude.
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Went to high school and grammar school with Mike Ness and Dennis Danell of Social Distortion. Mike Ness walked my sister home after school and carried her books!
Apparently Marc Cherry was there at the same time, but I don’t remember the dude.
Apparently Marc Cherry was there at the same time, but I don’t remember the dude.
Was he doing hot yoga back then?
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Was he doing hot yoga back then?
Soooooo… is he going to make a show of signing it, or do it privately, or what?
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Soooooo… is he going to make a show of signing it, or do it privately, or what?
“Is them the thoughts of cows?”
— David Sedaris, attempting to speak French at the butcher
— David Sedaris, attempting to speak French at the butcher
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“Is them the thoughts of cows?”
— David Sedaris, attempting to speak French at the butcher
— David Sedaris, attempting to speak French at the butcher
I was happy but also sad for the person who lost the $20 — maybe they were hungry like me?
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I was happy but also sad for the person who lost the $20 — maybe they were hungry like me?
Tell me about it….
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Tell me about it….
I found a twenty dollar bill like that one day, when I was especially broke and wondering how I was going to eat
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I found a twenty dollar bill like that one day, when I was especially broke and wondering how I was going to eat
It also caused the aurora to be visible in Hawaii
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It also caused the aurora to be visible in Hawaii
Pokey in a moment of silent prayer before going for a spin with Gumby driving
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Pokey in a moment of silent prayer before going for a spin with Gumby driving