The punishment for being a chiropractor is wasting several years in school learning fake medicine ("you've got ghosts in your spine, you should let me do karate about it.")

My high school AP Lit teacher would LOVE this tweet

It’s somehow always surprising with these people. Someone needs to develop the George Castananza opposite machine, that delivers the opposite decision/policy that all sane people would be repulsed by. Then we can expect whatever cuckoo bananas soundbite before it happens.