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yeti-detective.bsky.social
I was going to make a joke like, "I can give you a high F," while posting a selfie with a mischievous expression, but I've been totally blinded by my phone's front facing camera, and now I don't remember anything about that joke's punchline
tonight I learned that if you use the bluesky app to take a selfie in the dark there is a setting that will let you shoot deadly lasers directly into your eye holes um, selfie of guy in Total Agony. ouch. that hurt, but at least I got the shot.
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
m'lord
photo of a tuxedo cat sitting on a wooden chair with yellow leather padding. I don't know if it's real leather or fake. I got this chair from the curb.
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
a white man with a huge beard is hugging a black cat both the man and the cat are the handsomest boys you've ever seen.
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
this is a recent photo of me taken by my friend who normally takes TERRIBLE photos of me. I think this is a hot guy who people should want to have sex with AND YET!?!?!
candid photo my friend took of me at the box office desk at the Regal theater after they'd pressured me into demanding a refund after buying a movie ticket for our other friend who already had a ticket to this movie. I didn't want to do that, but I think I look hot in this picture. my hair and beard are reminiscent of Appa, the air bison from Avatar The Last Airbender. Otherwise, I'm standing in profile with my left side facing the camera, and my arm and shoulder both look HUGE. I'm wearing a black T-shirt (Uniqlo) and black slacks (Dickies) and black boots (Doc Martens) with neon pink laces. I am very attractive. Why does no one love me?
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
photo of a paper plate where they wrote, "most likely to get banned from blue sky," which is yes, hilarious and accurate, but also I'm being increasingly cut off from my social networks by the Big Tech platforms, and that does not feel good
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
genius is 10% inspiration and 90% cumming baja blast
October 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
I won this over the weekend at a hackathon put on by LIBERALS so if you ban me from blue sky you're really just caving to antifa or something
paper plates written on by sharpie, it says, "Most Likely to get banned from blue sky"
September 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
fuck yes. i am what i wanted to be when i grow up
a screenshot of the warning when you go to my twitch page. it says: Just one second... yetidetective's content is intended for certain audiences It may contain: Politics and Sensitive Social Issues, Drugs, Intoxication, or Excessive Tobacco Use, Significant Profanity or Vulgarity This content may not be appropriate for you to watch.
September 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
capy paste the email text from the alt text if you want
screenshot of a sent email. the subject is: You're hosting a call to further political violence the body says: https://www.charliesmurderers.com/ is compiling a list of targets for right wing violence including photos of people and the names of their employers. If someone from this list gets hurt or worse, you would be morally, if not legally, liable
September 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
when you have to talk to customer service but you're a little drunk and you also used to work customer service
screenshot of a chat window. me at 8:14 PM said I appreciate you
September 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
ok dipshit, you've made me do an internet search for you.

if you want more engagement from me, you have to Venmo $20 to: venmo.com/code?user_id...
a long screenshot of news site results from searching "newsome presidential run" on duck duck go sites include brietbart (a Nazi rag), the independent, USA today, among others it is a thing being talked about
August 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
morbidly hilarious that the thing you seem to be asserting is not happening happened in the thread where you were asserting it
a screenshot of Kernel Korn's post that this is in reply to. Iputthegayingaming has responded to it that their mentions are full of pro newsom, anti-trans accounts. bangersmash dot bsky dot social has replied to that skeet implying that if trans people don't support the openly transphobic democratic candidate then life as we know it is over and "we", meaning cisgender straights, may not be able to protect you
August 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
ok Chicago is fun
photo by Anthony Vazquez of the Sun-Times captioned: Members of the Man in Bean Coalition rally Monday at the Cloud Gate sculpture by Anish Kapoor in Millennium Park. The coalition claims Kapoor, the British sculptor, “stole a baby and put that baby inside of The Bean” when he created the artwork two decades ago. the photo is of a group of people mostly dressed in black standing in front of Chicago's famous sculpture of a giant metal bean holding home-made protest signs. The most prominent one says Let Him Rest and has a pretty good drawing of the Greek mythological figure Atlas holding the bean sculpture. my favorite one, you have to zoom in to see it, is in the "you wouldn't download a car" font, and it says, "you wouldn't put a baby inside the bean"
August 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
today marks the 8th anniversary of the passing of Luna Fae Pouncington. I alone mourn her, for she fucking hated every single human she'd ever met except for me, and she let them know it.
photo of a small, fluffy, angry cat. she has black and gray and white fur, very long whiskers, and little white feeps the photo is sideways for some reason
August 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
bestie squad
message from a bunny avatar saying if you need a date for the orgy on the equinox let me know. there is a solute react on it
August 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
my ticket was seat 9 in this row, but seat 13 is where 9 should be, that's an excellent way to start a horror movie experience when you've already taken drugs. I am lucky for adventures.
August 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
screenshot of a Tumblr post from user nordacious. it's fan art of legendary drag queen Jinkx Monsoon saying Who is this? Jake... who is he? Jake Hay Rowling? this is from Jinkx's appearance on the interview show Ziwe, which episode is HILARIOUS, go watch it
August 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
I was so baby
animated gif of me from 2017 in a white shirt, black necktie, making silly faces next to a dinosaur skull with a blue lightbulb in it
July 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
shabbat fit
a white guy ME with long wavy hair, and big ass GanDILF beard wearing a blazer over a red mesh tank with a leather harness
July 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
what the fuck
it says pingas contains content that may be considered sensitive to some viewers
July 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
El Lo El
at 9:46 PM bluesky user Orc Girl Boss shared an image of a Simpsons-looking soldier in camo with a backpack and assault rifle. there's an american flag to his bottom-left. to his top-left is what may be a representation of a bust of George Washington, but there are no facial features. above the soldier's head, to the right, is a jer if some kind. the picture's caption says I must be an 18 year old in 2001 the way I'm ready to die for bush. Orc Girl Boss's post has the further caption: I bought one of those mini printers. probably the best thing I've purchased in ages
July 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
oh did you want to eat some of the cummed on berries? TOO BAD! I'M EATING THEM ALL!
photograph of a bowl of blackberries, blueberries, and strawberries that appear to have possibly been cummed on (it's just milk, probably, lol)
July 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
that is why i wore this shirt
a webcam pic of my shirt that says BE GAY DO CRIME with a picture of a goose holding a knife. the blade of the knife is rainbow.
July 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
lookit whutcher boi won at drag bingo tonight
photo of my hand holding a Sentry brand unicorn Bluetooth headset. it is vaguely trans-coded with it's pink, blue, and pastel-pink color scheme. it has bedazzled cat ears and a yellow unicorn horn on the top.
July 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
yeti-detective.bsky.social
I love mermaid parade
photo of me dressed as the King of the sea in fuzzy green leggings and a green mesh top, really putting the bear in bare midriff
June 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM