Officially a Mercedes hate account now that our darling Lewis has crossed the finish line 🏁 🏎️

i'm not paying money for a premium subscription to any website unless it gives me new features i actually want, like the ability to deliver a painful but harmless electric shock to people who are rude to me

Happy Independence Day, 246 💙💛💙

First world problem: apps on steaming services making you use an alphabetical keyboard to log in rather than a qwerty one.

Yooo! I really don’t like when you’re calling up a company and the operative wants to speak over you/rush you through a call. I had to ask this lady if I was holding her up from getting to her job, like wasn’t she there already? I haven’t done anything but be cordial and you’re aggy. C’mon Maud

Okay, so I went to Pilates today thinking the instructor would have had a lighter workout and that was my first mistake.

Going while still sore from Muay Thai was my first, first mistake. The second was thinking I’d be okay on the heavier springs 🤣😭

Thank goodness for an active week 🙏🏿

I tried Muay Thai for the first time after a long drive up to Lincolnshire and came back to London the next day.

I’m broken today 😭

I buy pretty much everything on my phone, including long haul flights and my car. I have a perfectly working MacBook, and use it on occasions where I’ve not been able to do something on the phone first.

Apparently, that’s weird?

The peace on Bluesky has made Twitter seem WORSE.

*looks for a January holiday*

I’m going to have to get used to the fact that it’s November and the temperature is what it’s supposed to be 😭

Another beautiful sunrise this morning 😍

Free Palestine 🍉

You can’t deny that there is a higher power if you saw the sunrise I did driving a while ago. I caught my breath a couple of times.

*taps mic* This thing on?