Jarrod Wolkowitz
@yeshuron.bsky.social
Gamer, Instructional Designer, Parent, Hobby Collector
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I address the first scandal of my political life—Momgate.
October 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I address the first scandal of my political life—Momgate.
I'm craving a game like Clive Barker Undying and unfortunately I don't think there's anything else out there that fits that niche. In my mental Venn Diagram I can't think of a lot of games that hit the cosmic horror/medium paced fps sweet spot
October 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm craving a game like Clive Barker Undying and unfortunately I don't think there's anything else out there that fits that niche. In my mental Venn Diagram I can't think of a lot of games that hit the cosmic horror/medium paced fps sweet spot
Donut County was Kes' favorite game played through @gamepass.xbox.com who apparently stopped announcing when games are leaving. Now I have to explain the ephemeral nature of streaming content to a 5 year old #funtimes
October 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Donut County was Kes' favorite game played through @gamepass.xbox.com who apparently stopped announcing when games are leaving. Now I have to explain the ephemeral nature of streaming content to a 5 year old #funtimes
Kes and I have paused Warcraft lore and have switched over to 40k, which is fun to sanitize for a 5 year old. Yesterday he learned of the fall of the Eldar and birth of Slanesh, god of greed & excitement. He wanted to see a picture and I told him no his mortal mind just couldn't comprehend her form
October 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Kes and I have paused Warcraft lore and have switched over to 40k, which is fun to sanitize for a 5 year old. Yesterday he learned of the fall of the Eldar and birth of Slanesh, god of greed & excitement. He wanted to see a picture and I told him no his mortal mind just couldn't comprehend her form
I have absolutely fallen down a Warhammer 40k lore hole. I don't even play the game but I picked up Tacticus just a scratch that itch.
September 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I have absolutely fallen down a Warhammer 40k lore hole. I don't even play the game but I picked up Tacticus just a scratch that itch.
Have fun at PAX people attending PAX!
August 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Have fun at PAX people attending PAX!
Seattle's new waterfront park, where you can ride your bike to it, but there's no where to lock it up. Also, it's been kindly built out of solar oven parts and tall drops for kids. Parents, feel a sense of nostalgia when you see your kids play on super dangerous looking play equipment
August 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Seattle's new waterfront park, where you can ride your bike to it, but there's no where to lock it up. Also, it's been kindly built out of solar oven parts and tall drops for kids. Parents, feel a sense of nostalgia when you see your kids play on super dangerous looking play equipment
I've been playing a lot more Pokémon go and in doing so I'm being introduced to so many new Pokémon I've not seen before... Like the Goth Lolita Pokémon which I find even more confusing than Mr. Mime or Jynx
August 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I've been playing a lot more Pokémon go and in doing so I'm being introduced to so many new Pokémon I've not seen before... Like the Goth Lolita Pokémon which I find even more confusing than Mr. Mime or Jynx
As an avid comic adaptation fan I'm interested in seeing how Iron Man and his Awesome Friends is going to handle the alcoholism storylines
July 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
As an avid comic adaptation fan I'm interested in seeing how Iron Man and his Awesome Friends is going to handle the alcoholism storylines
Th current happy meal toys are the worst. Here child, enjoy playing with this small plastic sculpture of a McDonald's menu item.
July 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Th current happy meal toys are the worst. Here child, enjoy playing with this small plastic sculpture of a McDonald's menu item.
Feels odd being the first parent to a Pre-K graduation. I'm just sitting in the middle of a grass field, at a school, alone.
June 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Feels odd being the first parent to a Pre-K graduation. I'm just sitting in the middle of a grass field, at a school, alone.
Duo is just getting creepier and creepier
May 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Duo is just getting creepier and creepier
First smoked tri-tip of the year is a failure, seems apropos for the year
May 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
First smoked tri-tip of the year is a failure, seems apropos for the year
It's weird how the algorithms notice that I'm in to crafts, parenting, and gardening but all the things they show me about crafts, parenting, and gardening are not the corners of these interests I care about.
April 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It's weird how the algorithms notice that I'm in to crafts, parenting, and gardening but all the things they show me about crafts, parenting, and gardening are not the corners of these interests I care about.
I know of human, dwarf, and vampire/werewolf metal, but is there any elf, orc, or like tiefling metal?
April 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I know of human, dwarf, and vampire/werewolf metal, but is there any elf, orc, or like tiefling metal?
I spent some time playing Crime Scene Cleaner and I can't remember another game where I walked away thinking "Why did I play that?" Carrying bodies at the insistence of disembodied voices of criminal stereotype people to save your sick game child isn't fun and just gets more depressing as it goes
April 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I spent some time playing Crime Scene Cleaner and I can't remember another game where I walked away thinking "Why did I play that?" Carrying bodies at the insistence of disembodied voices of criminal stereotype people to save your sick game child isn't fun and just gets more depressing as it goes
Kes asked for a story from Warcraft Rumble and he has no idea how deep the well of his request is.
April 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Kes asked for a story from Warcraft Rumble and he has no idea how deep the well of his request is.
1337 day streak in Duolingo... Heh
April 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
1337 day streak in Duolingo... Heh
Pressure washing is a household maintenance task that feels like a hobby
March 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Pressure washing is a household maintenance task that feels like a hobby
It's weird that some restaurants just assume that kids don't drink. Like, as you're seated, they bring 2 plastic cups for the adults and then hand the kids a smaller plastic cup full of crayons
March 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It's weird that some restaurants just assume that kids don't drink. Like, as you're seated, they bring 2 plastic cups for the adults and then hand the kids a smaller plastic cup full of crayons
Walking Kes to school we were talking about how there were heroes from different worlds but not all worlds in Smash Bros (which he calls save the heroes). I think explaining multiple worlds made more sense to him than the difficult intricacies of cross-brand agreements.
March 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Walking Kes to school we were talking about how there were heroes from different worlds but not all worlds in Smash Bros (which he calls save the heroes). I think explaining multiple worlds made more sense to him than the difficult intricacies of cross-brand agreements.
As I've seen evidenced in media, has anyone ever met someone who identifies by their hobby? Like "Hi my name is Jake but you can call me Dungeons and Dragons, and this is my best friend Jacobian Historical Reenactment"
March 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
As I've seen evidenced in media, has anyone ever met someone who identifies by their hobby? Like "Hi my name is Jake but you can call me Dungeons and Dragons, and this is my best friend Jacobian Historical Reenactment"
At an Apocalyptica show realizing I did not spend enough of my life studying for attendance at a live metal show🤷.
Also note from opener, screamy metal voice is way better when delivered by a woman.
Also note from opener, screamy metal voice is way better when delivered by a woman.
February 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
At an Apocalyptica show realizing I did not spend enough of my life studying for attendance at a live metal show🤷.
Also note from opener, screamy metal voice is way better when delivered by a woman.
Also note from opener, screamy metal voice is way better when delivered by a woman.
Haven't been for a while, Elephant and Castle doesn't have a lamb burger anymore and my heart is now broken.
February 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Haven't been for a while, Elephant and Castle doesn't have a lamb burger anymore and my heart is now broken.