Lauren Yeomans
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Lauren Yeomans
@yeomusician.bsky.social
Conductor • Flautist • Cynical Idealist
Canadian American/American Canadian 🇨🇦🇺🇸
Artistic Director of the Toronto Alternative Chamber Orchestra • 🪈 of Quintagious!
I love Bruno Walter as much as the next guy but I’m not convinced he made every definitive recording of Brahms
September 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’ve watched that movie about 60 times in the last two years because it seems to be the only thing that soothes me in these troubled times
August 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Oh no nevermind you’re definitely a jinx 😂
August 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Last time I bought any Toronto sports memorabilia was in highschool and the Leafs were in the playoffs so the fact that I just got a Blue Jays shirt does not bode well
August 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
In this sense chatbots are fulfilling the role of decidedly mediocre middle managers and nothing else
August 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Michael Bloomberg was never the Governor of NY, he was the mayor of New York City
April 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
We just think they’re neat
April 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
A guy once found my email and emailed me to ask me out after seeing me in the AUDIENCE of a concert. I told him I wasn’t interested and then about a month later he emailed me a dick pic.
April 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Tbh I think easier to think about Berlioz a lot if you DON’T like him than if you do.

I love Berlioz but my brain can’t wrap my head around Lélio, the sequel to Symphonie Fantastique, which is some of the most ill conceived nonsense that has ever existed
April 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The most shocking thing to me has been Quebec, which has a very strong separatist movement, suddenly becoming VERY nationalistic. Completely unprecedented.
April 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you re-edit this with different music it could be Dukakis in the tank
April 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
But how else will they know they were wrong?!
April 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Only if it’s just a cover band
April 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Legitimately wondering if he was waiting it out hoping that enough people would’ve forgotten Don Ferguson’s impression of him on Air Farce before inserting himself into the political spotlight again
April 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
No. Only pink. Those are the rules.
April 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
That is the shade of pink! You won!
March 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
People always talk about Brahms and the Schumanns but I find Mendelssohn and the Schumanns SOOO interesting
March 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
He was not at his best in Dresden lol
March 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM