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One of if not the best live action versions does have a Gaston, kind of, Cocteau's La Belle et la Bete (1946). Avenant/Gaston's a friend of Belle's brother who wants to marry her & Gaston's face is almost a caricature of Jean Marais the actor who portrayed Avenant. I Don't want his backstory either.
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This post made me realise Disney has the ingredients for one of the greatest Christmas films of all time. The Santa Clause: Last Hunt which starts with a Predator claiming Santa's skull and goes from there.
December 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The Dollop also did an episode on him with James Adomian guesting. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgdH...
The Odd Beliefs of Jim Caviezel
YouTube video by The Dollop Podcast (Official)
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
They think it means tough decisions made in a rational, logical manner with none of that "womanly" empathy. In reality it's just reactionary bullshit that justifies their feelings over anything else.
December 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
They still haven't filmed the harrowing story of Martian Manhunter's addiction to Chocos.
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Italians are genetically predisposed to talk with their hands, the pope uses their hands while blessing and puts their hands together to talk to god ergo Italians have genetic predisposition towards becoming popes.

Makes as much sense as the rest of the biotruth nonsense.
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I would because my assumption is they're struggling with their sexual identity and need a non-judgemental ear.

I'd also declare it as part of a bit to annoy homophobes, "As an experienced straight man I can attest nothing is straighter than tenderly cradling another mans testes in your hand."
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm surprised he thinks Scar was right given his policy of unlimited hyena immigration into the Pridelands.

I'm bullshitting of course, they're villains in kids movies they exist to teach you if you don't have empathy and kindness you're going to fall off a cliff or get eaten by a crocodile.
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Those films sound fun. I've seen some of Ernst Lubitsch's silent Weimar comedies and Viktor und Viktoria which also starred Renate Muller along with the great Anton Walbrook and enjoyed them.
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Soothsayer is good but I recommend aiming for the haruspex subclass and that way you can get some nice meat on a semi-regular basis.
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My hope is for one, just one reporter to have the courage to ask RFK Jr at a live event if there are any health benefits to felching.
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"My esteemed colleagues, I know if you've been naughty or nice, I know if you're asleep or awake, and I know that you haven't been good for goodness sake. That's why the board sent me, Jolly St Nick, to pull your asses out of my sack because right now it's looking like coal all around."
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"I put your first legal dictionary in your stocking when you were eight, you think your family could afford that laptop you used to write your essays at Harvard? Santa to the rescue once more. I made you and I can break you my little nutcracker, so show some respect and get me my fucking cookies."
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"That's the rational will of the market! Not meddling by ideologically blinded big government." they say as they flagellate themselves with keyboards and burn pages of the Wall Street Journal in front of their shrine to Adam Smith.
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Have you met my buddy Frank? We call him Skinless-marink. I kid but have you seen the Cenobites we get nowadays? I just passed one in the labyrinth and his head was covered in pictures of throw cushions, said his name was Pintrest Head!"

The souls of the damned regret Comedy Central buying hell.
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Only his balloon.
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
The answer is pretty simple, class solidarity. They may or may not have been committing sex crimes but the idea of the little people without power and money being able to destroy their peers' lives terrified them. It was sex crimes then but if they didn't undermine it their own crimes could be next.
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Yes, but when I said "Bless you" to Hester Goodwife after she sneezed she pointed her finger at me, screamed, and turned me into a rabbit... I got better.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
They film them in airports with security that scan for shit so the planes stay clean.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex4x...
Charmin Commercials 2015 (Airport)
YouTube video by Astro Little Genie
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Can't wait for the podcast adverts.

"Have you heard of Blackwater? It's the easy way to get your own private army, for the low price of $20k per month they'll ship a squad of mercenaries to the war zone of your choosing. Use our promo code to get 2 free war crimes a month when you sign up today."
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
That proves they fear working class solidarity, which is more accurate. They want to keep them divided and fighting amongst themselves, grateful for the breadcrumbs and not asking who ate the loaf.
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
When I'm feeling dramatic Ozzy becomes Ozzymandias, hound of hounds, look upon his poops and despair.
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I'm holding out for Elcor flirting and seduction myself. If they don't have something along the lines of:
"Flirtatiously: Is that an Armax Arsenal Brawler in your pocket, Mr Spectre, or are you just excited to see me."
Then I'll refuse to watch.
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM