Dan Rudy With A Cowboy Hat
@yeehawdan.bsky.social
Personal account for being deeply unserious
See @TheDanielRudy.bsky.social for smarter & more coherent thoughts
See @TheDanielRudy.bsky.social for smarter & more coherent thoughts
I need someone to shoot me with a tranq dart before I Make A Decision
October 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I need someone to shoot me with a tranq dart before I Make A Decision
he just like me fr fr
June 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
he just like me fr fr
happy holidays to all those who celebrate
March 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
happy holidays to all those who celebrate
If no one else got me, I know AMTRAK DELAY NOTIFICATION got me 😌
March 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If no one else got me, I know AMTRAK DELAY NOTIFICATION got me 😌
this radicalized me
February 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
this radicalized me
The most convincing argument I've seen to stay on Twitter
December 28, 2024 at 2:33 AM
The most convincing argument I've seen to stay on Twitter
yo who the FUCK closed? (my fridge post friendsgiving)
December 8, 2024 at 6:22 AM
yo who the FUCK closed? (my fridge post friendsgiving)
everything reminds me of her (Ritalin)
December 1, 2024 at 1:00 AM
everything reminds me of her (Ritalin)
any Tr*mp supporter claiming that recent economic growth is because of the election needs to answer for waffle House prices going up 😡
November 22, 2024 at 5:24 PM
any Tr*mp supporter claiming that recent economic growth is because of the election needs to answer for waffle House prices going up 😡
who tryna fall in love at the mentally ill labor camp 🙈🥺👉🏻👈🏻
November 16, 2024 at 10:34 PM
who tryna fall in love at the mentally ill labor camp 🙈🥺👉🏻👈🏻
forgot to pack shoes so I'm at the gym in this goofy ahh fit
November 1, 2024 at 5:47 PM
forgot to pack shoes so I'm at the gym in this goofy ahh fit
the girlies that get it know the three-drink system:
one for hydratíon
one for energy
one that's actually pickles in a cup
one for hydratíon
one for energy
one that's actually pickles in a cup
October 14, 2024 at 6:45 PM
the girlies that get it know the three-drink system:
one for hydratíon
one for energy
one that's actually pickles in a cup
one for hydratíon
one for energy
one that's actually pickles in a cup
POV you're the sun & I am very sunburnt
August 4, 2024 at 1:50 AM
POV you're the sun & I am very sunburnt
New Dan catchphrase just dropped
July 23, 2024 at 4:18 PM
New Dan catchphrase just dropped
bringing this one back to celebrate a 12 minute pint
June 4, 2024 at 2:00 PM
bringing this one back to celebrate a 12 minute pint
"corporate surveillance bad" yeah yeah I just want to know why Amazon has shown me 100 ads for this skirt in the past week
April 5, 2024 at 12:24 AM
"corporate surveillance bad" yeah yeah I just want to know why Amazon has shown me 100 ads for this skirt in the past week
Hope everyone's enjoying the national holiday
March 27, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Hope everyone's enjoying the national holiday
Is breaking apples in half a healthy coping mechanism? Asking for a friend
March 27, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Is breaking apples in half a healthy coping mechanism? Asking for a friend
Couldn't find a bag clip for my spinach so I did something incredibly cursed
March 21, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Couldn't find a bag clip for my spinach so I did something incredibly cursed
POV: you're my half-done thesis that I'm desperately working on while they find a new pilot
March 16, 2024 at 1:31 AM
POV: you're my half-done thesis that I'm desperately working on while they find a new pilot
Kinda fucked up the Atlanta airport made me get my whole ass dogs out & all the TSA agents took pics
March 15, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Kinda fucked up the Atlanta airport made me get my whole ass dogs out & all the TSA agents took pics
You go home w someone & they got the simpy cowboy sheets wyd 🙈
January 24, 2024 at 11:31 PM
You go home w someone & they got the simpy cowboy sheets wyd 🙈
These are the same show but one is a masterpiece
January 8, 2024 at 11:36 PM
These are the same show but one is a masterpiece
I don't make latte art I make latte Rorschach tests
December 29, 2023 at 7:12 PM
I don't make latte art I make latte Rorschach tests
Had a wittle oopsy woopsie on my bike yesterday but the real tragedy is that the joots got chewed up 😔 throwing a hail mary email to levis in hopes they know where I can get new ones
December 26, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Had a wittle oopsy woopsie on my bike yesterday but the real tragedy is that the joots got chewed up 😔 throwing a hail mary email to levis in hopes they know where I can get new ones