Dan Rudy With A Cowboy Hat
@yeehawdan.bsky.social
Personal account for being deeply unserious
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I'm so good at soup bc I love stirring the pot
I am NOT locked in. I am locked OUT. someone call the LOCKSMITH
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I am NOT locked in. I am locked OUT. someone call the LOCKSMITH
I need someone to shoot me with a tranq dart before I Make A Decision
October 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I need someone to shoot me with a tranq dart before I Make A Decision
he just like me fr fr
June 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
he just like me fr fr
fr going to end up jacked if fascists keep doing fascist things,,, 2 hours of protest flag waving >>> gym
June 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
fr going to end up jacked if fascists keep doing fascist things,,, 2 hours of protest flag waving >>> gym
your man rides a motorcycle to look cool, I ride to wave at dogs more effectively on my commute. we are not the same
June 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
your man rides a motorcycle to look cool, I ride to wave at dogs more effectively on my commute. we are not the same
happy holidays to all those who celebrate
March 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
happy holidays to all those who celebrate
If no one else got me, I know AMTRAK DELAY NOTIFICATION got me 😌
March 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If no one else got me, I know AMTRAK DELAY NOTIFICATION got me 😌
Blackpilled? nah, I'm graypilled 😤 (concerta 27mg)
March 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Blackpilled? nah, I'm graypilled 😤 (concerta 27mg)
she cleaning on my data until I regress
February 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
she cleaning on my data until I regress
this radicalized me
February 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
this radicalized me
she sisy on my phus until I boulder
December 29, 2024 at 12:04 PM
she sisy on my phus until I boulder
Satisfactory devs: what if we put the giant radioactive spider nest behind the waterfall
The mountain region in every adventure and exploration game is always the best because where there are mountains, there are waterfalls, and where there are waterfalls, there is the chance for a secret behind-the-waterfall cave with hidden loot and that shit is PEAK game design
December 28, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Satisfactory devs: what if we put the giant radioactive spider nest behind the waterfall
The most convincing argument I've seen to stay on Twitter
December 28, 2024 at 2:33 AM
The most convincing argument I've seen to stay on Twitter
she jerky on my beef until i teriyaki
December 20, 2024 at 2:15 AM
she jerky on my beef until i teriyaki
ADHD is awesome bc I can open a jar of pickles and put it somewhere conspicuous, then 5-10 times I get to go "ooh look! pickles!!"
December 15, 2024 at 6:04 PM
ADHD is awesome bc I can open a jar of pickles and put it somewhere conspicuous, then 5-10 times I get to go "ooh look! pickles!!"
yo who the FUCK closed? (my fridge post friendsgiving)
December 8, 2024 at 6:22 AM
yo who the FUCK closed? (my fridge post friendsgiving)
she GLP on my 1 until I mounjaro
December 1, 2024 at 1:01 AM
she GLP on my 1 until I mounjaro
everything reminds me of her (Ritalin)
December 1, 2024 at 1:00 AM
everything reminds me of her (Ritalin)
someone at Delta hates me and makes sure im on flights with all the people who have never seen a plane before
November 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
someone at Delta hates me and makes sure im on flights with all the people who have never seen a plane before
any Tr*mp supporter claiming that recent economic growth is because of the election needs to answer for waffle House prices going up 😡
November 22, 2024 at 5:24 PM
any Tr*mp supporter claiming that recent economic growth is because of the election needs to answer for waffle House prices going up 😡
she herkin on my gherkin till I kosher dill
November 21, 2024 at 2:27 PM
she herkin on my gherkin till I kosher dill
After paying $600 for testing, a doctor has decided that I actually don't have ADHD! I'm cured! Modern medicine is a blessing! 🤗🤗🤗
November 20, 2024 at 11:37 PM
After paying $600 for testing, a doctor has decided that I actually don't have ADHD! I'm cured! Modern medicine is a blessing! 🤗🤗🤗
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who tryna fall in love at the mentally ill labor camp 🙈🥺👉🏻👈🏻
November 16, 2024 at 10:34 PM
who tryna fall in love at the mentally ill labor camp 🙈🥺👉🏻👈🏻