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yearoftheant.bsky.social
Llorlando Calrissian
@yearoftheant.bsky.social
22 followers 57 following 420 posts
Sort of tall with hair, wears tshirts sometimes
Recipient of the 1999 pennsauken high school citizenship award
Scored a 7.6 on the Flamini Conversation Scale
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yearoftheant.bsky.social
Oh fuck dawg
Pazuzu (from above) instead with Joe Isuzu, from the 80s
August 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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The aliens wrote the picture?
From "aliens" community on reddit #BREAKING: Congressman Frost is claiming that the White House is preparing to release concrete evidence of extraterrestrial life
July 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Meanwhile on newsmax
Headline of recent Media Matters article Newsmax's Greg Kelly: "Maybe Epstein is a patriot, for crying out loud. Maybe he was just doing what he was told, and it had nothing to do with the girls." Kelly: "Who knows? It could be a deep cover story. I mean, how the hell does a child molester get a sweet prison deal like this?"
July 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Working on a @jakerockatansky.bsky.social inspired hot summer jam
🤔
July 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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He's using the wrong finger!
Classic flub!
Austin powers' Dr evil, with his pinky to his lips
July 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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The haters are saying @jackob1.bsky.social doesn't have the chops to do the second verse (from 1:15) and chorus of a Cypress Hill-inspired aka with the backing track!
I want to help Jack prove them wrong with these lyrics and the backing track found here: youtu.be/ITEptvvR8SA?...
Time for some Morey's Pier action. Its just a fraction of liquid, but I got the clearicci to wet my Cavariccis while riding the Moby Dick, and on the Wacky Whip. Bring out your brat, and you know that I'll splash that kid. Here's an example, just a little sample how I could just wet my pants: One time working out in my home... Felt so strong, I said to my sons "Take cover sons!" I pulled my shorts up "How do you like these plumpers?" Then I watched my kids' mom borf up. Didn't have to splash them but i did anyway. Haha, my whole family had to pay. So i just wet my pants. Here is something i can't understand: How did i just wet my pants? Here is something i can't understand: How did i just wet my pants? (Etc.)
July 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Screengrab of the old trump tweet that reads "Despite so many false statements and lies, total and complete vindication", but it is attributed to famous hairdresser, jon peters
July 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Me getting photo bombed by a dove of some sort
July 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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The salesman:
Gil from The Simpsons, looking pathetic
June 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Omg thats like my favorite workout song!
(Vol up)
June 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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A combination taco bell/Pizza Hut restaurant
January 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Tfw you get a text from your friend that starts with
“so with AI becoming a real thing…”
January 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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Can’t remember who posted this from the other day but I’m shocked that I get to use it already
Screenshot of a headline from a vice.com article. Picture of three monkeys howling, headline reads: the louder the monkey,the smaller its balls, study finds Sub head reads: howler monkeys can be well-endowed in the voice box or the family jewels, but not both.
December 16, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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Haul her in and rough her up. She knows something
December 8, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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Never thought I’d live long enough to see the redemption of movie 43
August 24, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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August 24, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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August 19, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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August 19, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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Literally all I could think of while watching furiosa
August 17, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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John Hammond voice: welcome… to TURDSTOCK
August 17, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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August 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
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This is a picture of my dog gage from my mom’s house. Gage has been dead a few years now and well…
I just hope my mom’s dog can read
August 3, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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My favorite character from Furiosa:
July 27, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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You see the thing you need to keep in mind about all this tenacious d hubbub is
July 19, 2024 at 5:03 PM