Llorlando Calrissian
@yearoftheant.bsky.social
Sort of tall with hair, wears tshirts sometimes
Recipient of the 1999 pennsauken high school citizenship award
Scored a 7.6 on the Flamini Conversation Scale
Recipient of the 1999 pennsauken high school citizenship award
Scored a 7.6 on the Flamini Conversation Scale
@milesofgray.bsky.social
Hello sir, may i get that hot discord link at your leisure please?
If so, thanks. If not, boo.
Hello sir, may i get that hot discord link at your leisure please?
If so, thanks. If not, boo.
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
@milesofgray.bsky.social
Hello sir, may i get that hot discord link at your leisure please?
If so, thanks. If not, boo.
Hello sir, may i get that hot discord link at your leisure please?
If so, thanks. If not, boo.
The aliens wrote the picture?
July 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The aliens wrote the picture?
To be fair, superheroes are rarely if ever seen eating and drinking
But i agree.
Less bulges, more pouches.
But i agree.
Less bulges, more pouches.
A hill I will die on is that people are more attractive and look actually fit and not weirdly fucked up, dehydrated, & miserable in older films when they were allowed to be human and not horrible action figures. It’s not “dad bod” it’s “very fit human”
July 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
To be fair, superheroes are rarely if ever seen eating and drinking
But i agree.
Less bulges, more pouches.
But i agree.
Less bulges, more pouches.
Reposted by Llorlando Calrissian
A hill I will die on is that people are more attractive and look actually fit and not weirdly fucked up, dehydrated, & miserable in older films when they were allowed to be human and not horrible action figures. It’s not “dad bod” it’s “very fit human”
July 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
A hill I will die on is that people are more attractive and look actually fit and not weirdly fucked up, dehydrated, & miserable in older films when they were allowed to be human and not horrible action figures. It’s not “dad bod” it’s “very fit human”
Working on a @jakerockatansky.bsky.social inspired hot summer jam
🤔
🤔
July 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Working on a @jakerockatansky.bsky.social inspired hot summer jam
🤔
🤔
The haters are saying @jackob1.bsky.social doesn't have the chops to do the second verse (from 1:15) and chorus of a Cypress Hill-inspired aka with the backing track!
I want to help Jack prove them wrong with these lyrics and the backing track found here: youtu.be/ITEptvvR8SA?...
I want to help Jack prove them wrong with these lyrics and the backing track found here: youtu.be/ITEptvvR8SA?...
July 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The haters are saying @jackob1.bsky.social doesn't have the chops to do the second verse (from 1:15) and chorus of a Cypress Hill-inspired aka with the backing track!
I want to help Jack prove them wrong with these lyrics and the backing track found here: youtu.be/ITEptvvR8SA?...
I want to help Jack prove them wrong with these lyrics and the backing track found here: youtu.be/ITEptvvR8SA?...
Reposted by Llorlando Calrissian
My order at will smith's fresh prince of burg-airs:
One you saw my burger, bitch..make that big willie style
Small frikky fries frikky frikky fries fries, get jiggy with those
Medium ha-ha, ha-ha daddy foves fruit drink
And a boom! chocolate shake shake shake the room, but just half the room size
One you saw my burger, bitch..make that big willie style
Small frikky fries frikky frikky fries fries, get jiggy with those
Medium ha-ha, ha-ha daddy foves fruit drink
And a boom! chocolate shake shake shake the room, but just half the room size
June 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My order at will smith's fresh prince of burg-airs:
One you saw my burger, bitch..make that big willie style
Small frikky fries frikky frikky fries fries, get jiggy with those
Medium ha-ha, ha-ha daddy foves fruit drink
And a boom! chocolate shake shake shake the room, but just half the room size
One you saw my burger, bitch..make that big willie style
Small frikky fries frikky frikky fries fries, get jiggy with those
Medium ha-ha, ha-ha daddy foves fruit drink
And a boom! chocolate shake shake shake the room, but just half the room size
I know everybody’s really gee golly steamed right now, but I think you’re all overlooking how much more convenient it’s gonna be for guys like my brother to watch nazi shows on rumble while doing shots alone at 4am on a Tuesday on their mom’s couch without a functioning government
February 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I know everybody’s really gee golly steamed right now, but I think you’re all overlooking how much more convenient it’s gonna be for guys like my brother to watch nazi shows on rumble while doing shots alone at 4am on a Tuesday on their mom’s couch without a functioning government
If my family notably moved countries to support apartheid, I hung out with a rapper who said he loved hitler, named my son and my website half a swastika, had to visit Auschwitz to atone for constantly saying and boosting nazi stuff, was super into eugenics and doing nazi salutes, wait hang on…
February 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If my family notably moved countries to support apartheid, I hung out with a rapper who said he loved hitler, named my son and my website half a swastika, had to visit Auschwitz to atone for constantly saying and boosting nazi stuff, was super into eugenics and doing nazi salutes, wait hang on…
I am so excited to watch Dylan G cuck his outie
February 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I am so excited to watch Dylan G cuck his outie
9000% possibility that Stallone went maga cause rocky got killed off in creed
February 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
9000% possibility that Stallone went maga cause rocky got killed off in creed
So glad I got off twitter. Suck it elon, you’ll never get my inf..
ah, fudge.
ah, fudge.
February 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
So glad I got off twitter. Suck it elon, you’ll never get my inf..
ah, fudge.
ah, fudge.
Personally I do not require that the hosts of podcasts I listen to tell me they love me at the end of every episode
January 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Personally I do not require that the hosts of podcasts I listen to tell me they love me at the end of every episode
My mom has always pronounced library as “liberry” and thats whatever, but I just heard her say “liberian” for the first time ever and I don’t really know what to do with that
January 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My mom has always pronounced library as “liberry” and thats whatever, but I just heard her say “liberian” for the first time ever and I don’t really know what to do with that
Just checked my facebook for the first time in ten years and all my friends are BABIES??!!?
January 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Just checked my facebook for the first time in ten years and all my friends are BABIES??!!?
Tfw you get a text from your friend that starts with
“so with AI becoming a real thing…”
“so with AI becoming a real thing…”
January 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Tfw you get a text from your friend that starts with
“so with AI becoming a real thing…”
“so with AI becoming a real thing…”
“Whenever they say that guys name - Luigi - I think of that guy from the video game… with the mustache”
Pack it in, internet. Mom’s got the takes market cornered.
Pack it in, internet. Mom’s got the takes market cornered.
December 16, 2024 at 2:23 AM
“Whenever they say that guys name - Luigi - I think of that guy from the video game… with the mustache”
Pack it in, internet. Mom’s got the takes market cornered.
Pack it in, internet. Mom’s got the takes market cornered.
The commercial for Hard Rock’s betting app features the song “ante up” which is about robbing people. 😚👌
December 8, 2024 at 1:50 AM
The commercial for Hard Rock’s betting app features the song “ante up” which is about robbing people. 😚👌
They should invent an occasion to see all your friends that isn’t a funeral
September 8, 2024 at 5:03 PM
They should invent an occasion to see all your friends that isn’t a funeral
You never hear about people sparking mad isms anymore
September 5, 2024 at 2:42 PM
You never hear about people sparking mad isms anymore
Never thought I’d live long enough to see the redemption of movie 43
August 24, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Never thought I’d live long enough to see the redemption of movie 43
Inside you there are tuah hawks
August 17, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Inside you there are tuah hawks
Reposted by Llorlando Calrissian
And reminder that "no taxes on tips" legislation that Trump and the GOP is pushing is yet another way to pretend to help people while really only helping the rich. Most tipped workers would get nothing from the bill. What it WOULD do is incentivize the rich to call their fees "tips" and dodge taxes.
The hospitality workers’ union UNITE HERE has endorsed VP Kamala Harris for president, a rejoinder to Trump’s effort to woo restaurant and hotel workers by promising to make their tips tax-free
Hospitality workers' union endorses Harris, dismissing Trump's pledge of tax-free tips
The hospitality workers’ union UNITE HERE has endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris for president. It's a rejoinder to Republican Donald Trump’s effort to woo restaurant and hotel workers by promising...
apnews.com
August 5, 2024 at 2:34 PM
And reminder that "no taxes on tips" legislation that Trump and the GOP is pushing is yet another way to pretend to help people while really only helping the rich. Most tipped workers would get nothing from the bill. What it WOULD do is incentivize the rich to call their fees "tips" and dodge taxes.
Girls be like “I know a place” and take you to watch King Woman and Sloppy Jane (featuring Phoebe Bridgers) at the Double Lunch after telling you earlier in the first act that the Double Lunch is a fictional place
August 5, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Girls be like “I know a place” and take you to watch King Woman and Sloppy Jane (featuring Phoebe Bridgers) at the Double Lunch after telling you earlier in the first act that the Double Lunch is a fictional place