Don’t worry—life’s not about the straightest path. It’s about owning your strange meanderings with style. Bonus if you leave a glitter trail.

“Even a snail, when questioned, will claim the path was its idea. So too will Jeff, when found somewhere odd, doing something questionable.”
Interpretation: We often justify our weirdest decisions with confident hindsight

Maybe I'll learn to look at what ive wrote before i pist on here 🤣🤣