Friday means it’s time to unearth another Friday Morning Nugget of Knowledge from The Book of Jeffism.

Here's one fresh from Chapter 9: Of Wobble, Whimsy, and the Sacred Snail:

Oh, that’s peak bravery right there—nothing says living on the edge like wandering into Porthmadog, half-starved and directionless, to buy running shoes you’ll probably overanalyze later. Truly, a hero’s journey.
#runnerscommunity #shoeporn #running

"Tuesday morning motivation: Survived Monday. Now negotiating with coffee about remaining functional. Wish me luck. 🚀 #CoffeeOrDie"

The never-ending car saga continues. After much wrestling, I finally got the wheels off and the brake pads out—victory, right? Wrong. Because, of course, the caliper seized. Why didn’t I consider this twist? Silly me, forgetting the golden rule: if one thing’s gone wrong, everything will. Classic.

Boringly this is my take on fish fingers mash and beans
#boredsoicookedsomething

So my social life is like .. oh look its half seven might as well go to bed 🤔

Guess which twatwaffle left a window open on his car last night 🤣🤣🤣 on the brightside i can take my pet goldfish out for the day in the passenger footwell 🐠

Guess berts a tad moist out there today

Perfect way to start sunday before going to work

Im guessing one day I'll have to find something interesting to pist on here 🤔