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I feel you; my team this year has a higher body count than most slasher movies. (NOT PICTURED: Cam Skattebo, Darren Waller, multiple kickers somehow...)
Screenshot of the bench of a fantasy football team. Half of the players are inactive due to injuries.
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Went to this with some friends in high school expecting to hate-watch it and we were caught completely off-guard. Had us in stitches, quoted it for weeks after.
Screenshot of the rotten tomatoes page for Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. 13% critic score, 69% (nice) audience score.
September 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Oh good, my FOX favorites are all in one place
Screenshot of an ad on the welcome page of the Google play store reading "Your FOX favorites All in one place." The "favorites" in question are Tom Brady, Greg Gutfeld (Gutfield? Not gonna look it up), and some cartoon guy, but not like one of the immediately recognizable cartoon guys like Stewie Griffin or one of the Simpsons. It's just some old-looking cartoon guy with an ascot. He's tenting his fingers in a way that suggests he isn't a great person. In the interest of fairness and transparency I will admit that Erin Andrews was also in this ad graphic but I cropped her out because there's not really anything objectionable about her as far as I know so the joke works better without her.
September 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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"Bongo's Dream House" from the Life in Hell comic by Matt Groening. It is a child's elaborate and deeply impractical idea of a dream home, with fixtures like a robot chef, a moat full of sharks, and a firehouse pole that extends from the rooftop helipad all the way to the ground floor, four stories below.
August 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Long crouton
A bad cell phone picture of a small plate of food from an airport lounge buffet. In the foreground is a crouton that is about 5-6 times as long as a typical crouton.
March 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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My face when my RB scores a 24-yard touchdown
Screenshot of a post from the Seattle Seahawks on X that reads "Charbonnet for 6. #probowlvote + Zach Charbonnet" with an embedded video of Charbonnet's 24-yard TD run from last night's game. The video is paused on Seattle coach Mike Macdonald - who, in my opinion, should be pleased by this development - looking confused and perhaps a little bit tired.
December 16, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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Filed under "ideas" because they just kinda made it up 🤷‍♂️
October 17, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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Something very strange is happening in Norman, OK
Screenshot of the Oklahoma Sooners 2023 football team's roster page for backup QB General Booty. That's his name. General Booty. I swear to God I'm not fucking with you.
September 5, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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It's intensifying!
The same dumb chart from the OP, but the tally has skyrocketed all the way up to SEVEN Representatives, zero Senators, and zero Governors.
July 9, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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Remember when you guys were a real newspaper
A headline dated July 3 of this year reading "President Biden Signs Parkinson's Bill into Law," which seems like useful information to include in the headline or sub-header of a story about a president having several meetings with an expert on Parkinson's disease at a time when his health & fitness are currently the subject of suspiciously lopsided media scrutiny.
July 8, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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America: Doing Fine!
A handmade sign (black sharpie on white poster board) stapled to a telephone pole in uptown New Orleans that says "MY DAD NEEDS A KIDNEY" with a phone number which has been partially obscured for "don't post random phone numbers on the internet" reasons. For fun bonus dystopia, the kidney sign is directly above a permanent metal sign alerting folks that they're in the Touro Bouligny Security District, which means this area is patrolled 24/7 by retired and off-duty cops who get paid through our tax dollars. There's a phone number you can call "to Report Activity." Not even "suspicious activity." Just "activity."
June 5, 2024 at 2:53 PM