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MAN WITH THICK UPPER MIDWESTERN ACCENT, SPEAKING OVER MEGAPHONE:
"ohh nooo, they gave you a truck without four wheel drive?"
noturtlesoup17.bsky.social amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 9h
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Oh good, my FOX favorites are all in one place
Screenshot of an ad on the welcome page of the Google play store reading "Your FOX favorites All in one place." The "favorites" in question are Tom Brady, Greg Gutfeld (Gutfield? Not gonna look it up), and some cartoon guy, but not like one of the immediately recognizable cartoon guys like Stewie Griffin or one of the Simpsons. It's just some old-looking cartoon guy with an ascot. He's tenting his fingers in a way that suggests he isn't a great person. In the interest of fairness and transparency I will admit that Erin Andrews was also in this ad graphic but I cropped her out because there's not really anything objectionable about her as far as I know so the joke works better without her.
September 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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"Bongo's Dream House" from the Life in Hell comic by Matt Groening. It is a child's elaborate and deeply impractical idea of a dream home, with fixtures like a robot chef, a moat full of sharks, and a firehouse pole that extends from the rooftop helipad all the way to the ground floor, four stories below.
August 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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HAHAHAH IT WORKED!
Google search for "what is ai engorgement" AI Overview: In the context of Al, "engorgement" refers to a situation where an Al model becomes overloaded with incorrect or misleading information during its training process, leading to a degradation in its ability to produce accurate or logical outputs. This "overfilling" of the model with misinformation can cause it to generate nonsensical results or exhibit unexpected, bizarre behaviors...
May 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Long crouton
A bad cell phone picture of a small plate of food from an airport lounge buffet. In the foreground is a crouton that is about 5-6 times as long as a typical crouton.
March 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I'm still not sure if the economy was good this year
November 18, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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(guy who has been acting like a high profile erratic prick on social media for a decade voice): it's crazy that i'm getting blocked before i even posted anything here
November 18, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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I know some version of this point has been made a thousand times already, but there's something so abject about an account with "Jesus is king" in their @ saying undocumented migrants are "lucky we're just deporting them"
radleybalko.bsky.social Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · Jul 18
So @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com tweeted my piece on Trump’s mass deportation plan, adding that he doubts most people understand how cruel and abusive it would be to carry out. It went viral, which brought hundreds of blue check responses.

The gist: They know. And that’s why they love it.
July 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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America: Doing Fine!
A handmade sign (black sharpie on white poster board) stapled to a telephone pole in uptown New Orleans that says "MY DAD NEEDS A KIDNEY" with a phone number which has been partially obscured for "don't post random phone numbers on the internet" reasons. For fun bonus dystopia, the kidney sign is directly above a permanent metal sign alerting folks that they're in the Touro Bouligny Security District, which means this area is patrolled 24/7 by retired and off-duty cops who get paid through our tax dollars. There's a phone number you can call "to Report Activity." Not even "suspicious activity." Just "activity."
June 5, 2024 at 2:53 PM
yeahyourob.bsky.social
Love to refer to the consequences of my own misconduct as "adversity"
January 27, 2024 at 6:33 PM
yeahyourob.bsky.social
Basic bros in 2003: anything except rap and country

Basic bros in 2023: anything that is both rap and country

This might be the only thing I ever post
November 17, 2023 at 5:41 AM