Since I’m now the age of a wise old woman, let me tell you a story about this song, because people think it’s funny that I have a strong affinity for it. And I do, but it carried me through the hardest time of my life.

Happy birthday to me! 🎉🎊

I’ve survived enough in life to never deny myself anything ever again. Especially not the best Maroon 5 seat I can get!
Left: my view from section 403
Right: my view from the left side of the stage ☺️

While Vegas was lovely, this…this is the Queen’s birthday! So a ticket in the rafters wouldn’t do.
The Queen needed to be front row center…the Queen only has one birthday per year.

Check out the upgrade:
On the left: 2024 Vegas.
On the right: 2025 Baltimore.
The Queen on her throne 👸🏽

I said what TF I said 😒

Happy birthday mi amor ☺️

So we never forget:

#GymGirlieChronicles
So, last week was a bust. I did get about 30 minutes in last Sunday while I was on vacation 🤷🏽‍♀️
Came home to a blackout. Took almost 3 days to resolve 😩.
Had to start my week strong 💪🏽
Broke ALL my records today (except calorie burn 😡). 4.5 miles on the belt to nowhere 😜

Dear ⚪️👩‍🦳👨‍🦳,
I did NOT come to the gym to intimidate you. So failing to look me in the eye because the message does is a YOU problem. Lighten up. I came to smash my 600Kcal goal & so I can see my collarbones by my next birthday, okay. And shirt said what shirt said 😤

I MAY have destroyed your boxes Mom Mom but I’m cute, right? #SydneyJLaForge #RealCatsOfStarTrek🤭 #Caturday

“Songs About Jane” is in my top 20 albums of all time. Bonafide classic I still listen to every day.
Yes I WILL rock out.
Best time in a long time. And I want to go back in March ☺️
Let me figure it out. I figured this out in 30 days or less so I know I can make it happen.

Day late AF because she is not here yet:
Happy birthday to one of my 🖖🏽 faves of all time & fellow ♏️ goddesses 🤭.
Oh the conversations we had between #STLV & #STNJ …if the walls could talk, I’d make them shut up 🤣! ❤️ you Terry!

I came for PEACE!

#STLV recap 5:
The Borg cube. Because resistance is futile 🖖🏽
Melenated magic w/ Michelle 😍🥰
This pic needs ZERO explanation 🔥
The girls & Terry! She’s a goddess 😌

#STLV recap 4:
Mama Gates! Blonde bombshell at 75ish 🥰
These 3 needed a state provider on the stage together. They. Are. TERRIBLE 🤣🤣🤣. Just misbehavior the whole time 😂
My daughter calls this one “Bad Girls Club” 🤣🤣
Ok I did better in the selfie 😝. Jonathan was sooo sweet 😚😚

#STLV recap 3:
Ok this one has to go solo.
So, this man has been the love of my life since the 4th grade & I told my kids that I was going to Vegas to bring my man home. I lost it in the photo op line & when I finally got up there, OF COURSE I crashed TF out 🤪.
$80 has never been funnier 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

#STLV recap 2:
Me & that lil British badass 🤣😘
(Nah that’s my lil mama tho ☺️)
Me & Ashlei. I named my cat after her character 😊
The mama & papa of Starfleet ❤️
Picard panel. This group is TOP TIER. 😚

Quick #STLV 2024 recap:
Sign
Mariah
Issa MIMI! 😘
Todd “Sexy GlowUp” Stashwick