Mimi.
@ydkmimi.bsky.social
Thee Betazoid Trap Queen 🖖🏽
Living my best days daily
Swatting grifters with rolled up newspaper
Living my best days daily
Swatting grifters with rolled up newspaper
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Mimi.
@ydkmimi.bsky.social
· Oct 27
Learning to explain myself using fewer and fewer words
I am saddened by how 🤦🏽♀️ I can actually be 😔
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I am saddened by how 🤦🏽♀️ I can actually be 😔
Ugh…the news can be super triggering. 😣
This HAD to be the week where I am bombarded with TWO stories of women being ignored in active labor.
BIG, LOUD, YIKES. 😖
Because I’ve been there. Luckily I didn’t have to give birth on the side of the road…
This HAD to be the week where I am bombarded with TWO stories of women being ignored in active labor.
BIG, LOUD, YIKES. 😖
Because I’ve been there. Luckily I didn’t have to give birth on the side of the road…
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Ugh…the news can be super triggering. 😣
This HAD to be the week where I am bombarded with TWO stories of women being ignored in active labor.
BIG, LOUD, YIKES. 😖
Because I’ve been there. Luckily I didn’t have to give birth on the side of the road…
This HAD to be the week where I am bombarded with TWO stories of women being ignored in active labor.
BIG, LOUD, YIKES. 😖
Because I’ve been there. Luckily I didn’t have to give birth on the side of the road…
If I’ve never felt sorry for a medical professional in my life, I did that day. I can only imagine what I sounded like, 58 staples in the back of my neck, tongue swollen, singing in Adam Levine’s falsetto, ALL DAY LONG 🤣🤣🤣
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If I’ve never felt sorry for a medical professional in my life, I did that day. I can only imagine what I sounded like, 58 staples in the back of my neck, tongue swollen, singing in Adam Levine’s falsetto, ALL DAY LONG 🤣🤣🤣
Since I’m now the age of a wise old woman, let me tell you a story about this song, because people think it’s funny that I have a strong affinity for it. And I do, but it carried me through the hardest time of my life.
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Since I’m now the age of a wise old woman, let me tell you a story about this song, because people think it’s funny that I have a strong affinity for it. And I do, but it carried me through the hardest time of my life.
I let people play in my face today 😒😏
But I played in Adam Levine’s last night! Ha!
But I played in Adam Levine’s last night! Ha!
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November 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I let people play in my face today 😒😏
But I played in Adam Levine’s last night! Ha!
But I played in Adam Levine’s last night! Ha!
How do I love Maroon 5? Let me count the ways.
First, I flew all the way to sin city, Las Vegas, NV, just 13.5 months ago just to see them.
Sure, I was there 58 days before that. But they weren’t (saw Mariah Carey that time).
But I could not leave this Earth having not seen my fave band.
First, I flew all the way to sin city, Las Vegas, NV, just 13.5 months ago just to see them.
Sure, I was there 58 days before that. But they weren’t (saw Mariah Carey that time).
But I could not leave this Earth having not seen my fave band.
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
How do I love Maroon 5? Let me count the ways.
First, I flew all the way to sin city, Las Vegas, NV, just 13.5 months ago just to see them.
Sure, I was there 58 days before that. But they weren’t (saw Mariah Carey that time).
But I could not leave this Earth having not seen my fave band.
First, I flew all the way to sin city, Las Vegas, NV, just 13.5 months ago just to see them.
Sure, I was there 58 days before that. But they weren’t (saw Mariah Carey that time).
But I could not leave this Earth having not seen my fave band.
Learning to explain myself using fewer and fewer words
October 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Learning to explain myself using fewer and fewer words
🙄
Here we go with this nagging me 💩 again.
Why am I suddenly so important? They knew I wouldn’t be there tomorrow when the event was announced. How does one assume that a person will always be somewhere?
Here we go with this nagging me 💩 again.
Why am I suddenly so important? They knew I wouldn’t be there tomorrow when the event was announced. How does one assume that a person will always be somewhere?
October 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
🙄
Here we go with this nagging me 💩 again.
Why am I suddenly so important? They knew I wouldn’t be there tomorrow when the event was announced. How does one assume that a person will always be somewhere?
Here we go with this nagging me 💩 again.
Why am I suddenly so important? They knew I wouldn’t be there tomorrow when the event was announced. How does one assume that a person will always be somewhere?
The older I get,
The more I realize,
That I didn’t learn the words “I don’t care” in enough languages.
That will be my new goal for next week.
The more I realize,
That I didn’t learn the words “I don’t care” in enough languages.
That will be my new goal for next week.
October 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The older I get,
The more I realize,
That I didn’t learn the words “I don’t care” in enough languages.
That will be my new goal for next week.
The more I realize,
That I didn’t learn the words “I don’t care” in enough languages.
That will be my new goal for next week.
Shut up…
I never said I was sane 🤣🤣🤣
Naw I gotta laugh my pain away. And I’m perimenopausal AF.
I never said I was sane 🤣🤣🤣
Naw I gotta laugh my pain away. And I’m perimenopausal AF.
October 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Shut up…
I never said I was sane 🤣🤣🤣
Naw I gotta laugh my pain away. And I’m perimenopausal AF.
I never said I was sane 🤣🤣🤣
Naw I gotta laugh my pain away. And I’m perimenopausal AF.
Aight changed my mind:
I’m not speaking to nobody because nobody wants to go see PJ Morton with me on my birthday. See, this is why I don’t invite people on my solo excursions 😤
…but I’m going tho 😜
Let me work some 💩 out real quick…
I’m not speaking to nobody because nobody wants to go see PJ Morton with me on my birthday. See, this is why I don’t invite people on my solo excursions 😤
…but I’m going tho 😜
Let me work some 💩 out real quick…
October 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Aight changed my mind:
I’m not speaking to nobody because nobody wants to go see PJ Morton with me on my birthday. See, this is why I don’t invite people on my solo excursions 😤
…but I’m going tho 😜
Let me work some 💩 out real quick…
I’m not speaking to nobody because nobody wants to go see PJ Morton with me on my birthday. See, this is why I don’t invite people on my solo excursions 😤
…but I’m going tho 😜
Let me work some 💩 out real quick…
Today, the grief caught up with me. I don’t want to idle chat.
People will hear the pain, know it exists, and keep taking.
Not today. My mind is too full & I don’t have room.
Let me be. I’ve survived 100% of my hardest days.
People will hear the pain, know it exists, and keep taking.
Not today. My mind is too full & I don’t have room.
Let me be. I’ve survived 100% of my hardest days.
October 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today, the grief caught up with me. I don’t want to idle chat.
People will hear the pain, know it exists, and keep taking.
Not today. My mind is too full & I don’t have room.
Let me be. I’ve survived 100% of my hardest days.
People will hear the pain, know it exists, and keep taking.
Not today. My mind is too full & I don’t have room.
Let me be. I’ve survived 100% of my hardest days.
Today is my godmother’s bday. And my MIL’s bday.
And my friend Mya’s dday.
Mya and my godmom passed away in 2023.
My MIL in 2004, before my son turned 5.
They were 3 of the strongest women I’ve ever met. All 3 succumbed to terrible diseases.
My GM not yet 60.
Mya & my MIL in their 40’s.
And my friend Mya’s dday.
Mya and my godmom passed away in 2023.
My MIL in 2004, before my son turned 5.
They were 3 of the strongest women I’ve ever met. All 3 succumbed to terrible diseases.
My GM not yet 60.
Mya & my MIL in their 40’s.
October 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Today is my godmother’s bday. And my MIL’s bday.
And my friend Mya’s dday.
Mya and my godmom passed away in 2023.
My MIL in 2004, before my son turned 5.
They were 3 of the strongest women I’ve ever met. All 3 succumbed to terrible diseases.
My GM not yet 60.
Mya & my MIL in their 40’s.
And my friend Mya’s dday.
Mya and my godmom passed away in 2023.
My MIL in 2004, before my son turned 5.
They were 3 of the strongest women I’ve ever met. All 3 succumbed to terrible diseases.
My GM not yet 60.
Mya & my MIL in their 40’s.
Really thankful for the people in my life who stick it out with me when I prefer silence.
I think it’s just my way of coping. Maybe it’s not healthy, but sometimes I need to breathe. It’s never about love.
There are some days when I’m NOT a good listener. Today is just one of those days.
I think it’s just my way of coping. Maybe it’s not healthy, but sometimes I need to breathe. It’s never about love.
There are some days when I’m NOT a good listener. Today is just one of those days.
October 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Really thankful for the people in my life who stick it out with me when I prefer silence.
I think it’s just my way of coping. Maybe it’s not healthy, but sometimes I need to breathe. It’s never about love.
There are some days when I’m NOT a good listener. Today is just one of those days.
I think it’s just my way of coping. Maybe it’s not healthy, but sometimes I need to breathe. It’s never about love.
There are some days when I’m NOT a good listener. Today is just one of those days.
October is a bittersweet month for me. 4 of my favorite girls (2 of my closest cousins, my bestie, & my goddaughter) have birthdays.
But 4 people I mourn have birthdays this month too: my favorite teacher, both my in-laws, & my godmom. I miss them sooo much.
I miss my godmom DAILY 😔
But 4 people I mourn have birthdays this month too: my favorite teacher, both my in-laws, & my godmom. I miss them sooo much.
I miss my godmom DAILY 😔
October 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
October is a bittersweet month for me. 4 of my favorite girls (2 of my closest cousins, my bestie, & my goddaughter) have birthdays.
But 4 people I mourn have birthdays this month too: my favorite teacher, both my in-laws, & my godmom. I miss them sooo much.
I miss my godmom DAILY 😔
But 4 people I mourn have birthdays this month too: my favorite teacher, both my in-laws, & my godmom. I miss them sooo much.
I miss my godmom DAILY 😔
My phone rings when TF ever.
I know this is hard to digest, but, sometimes, I just don’t want to talk.
It’s not personal. Sometimes I’d just rather read a good story. Talking makes this difficult.
I know this is hard to digest, but, sometimes, I just don’t want to talk.
It’s not personal. Sometimes I’d just rather read a good story. Talking makes this difficult.
October 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My phone rings when TF ever.
I know this is hard to digest, but, sometimes, I just don’t want to talk.
It’s not personal. Sometimes I’d just rather read a good story. Talking makes this difficult.
I know this is hard to digest, but, sometimes, I just don’t want to talk.
It’s not personal. Sometimes I’d just rather read a good story. Talking makes this difficult.
Moral of story: even when she gets on all of my nerves, she’s mine. I will just let her get on my nerves as long as she’s still here.
This is the real here:
The story is still being written & one day it will end. What’s on those pages has to count.
Love you, my pain in the ass mama 😆😝
This is the real here:
The story is still being written & one day it will end. What’s on those pages has to count.
Love you, my pain in the ass mama 😆😝
October 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Moral of story: even when she gets on all of my nerves, she’s mine. I will just let her get on my nerves as long as she’s still here.
This is the real here:
The story is still being written & one day it will end. What’s on those pages has to count.
Love you, my pain in the ass mama 😆😝
This is the real here:
The story is still being written & one day it will end. What’s on those pages has to count.
Love you, my pain in the ass mama 😆😝
Living through a realization:
Most of my friends don’t have their moms anymore. 😔
One of my closest friends lost her mom at 4. My ex lost his at 25, & he slid into a self-deprecating path in life for a lot of years.
My best friend is missing her mom today, & I miss my vanilla mama too 😢
Most of my friends don’t have their moms anymore. 😔
One of my closest friends lost her mom at 4. My ex lost his at 25, & he slid into a self-deprecating path in life for a lot of years.
My best friend is missing her mom today, & I miss my vanilla mama too 😢
October 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Living through a realization:
Most of my friends don’t have their moms anymore. 😔
One of my closest friends lost her mom at 4. My ex lost his at 25, & he slid into a self-deprecating path in life for a lot of years.
My best friend is missing her mom today, & I miss my vanilla mama too 😢
Most of my friends don’t have their moms anymore. 😔
One of my closest friends lost her mom at 4. My ex lost his at 25, & he slid into a self-deprecating path in life for a lot of years.
My best friend is missing her mom today, & I miss my vanilla mama too 😢
I said what TF I said 😒
September 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I said what TF I said 😒
IDC if it was only $1.05 per month
I cancelled TF outa Hulu. Switching my Paramount to Peacock on WMT+.
I cancelled TF outa Hulu. Switching my Paramount to Peacock on WMT+.
September 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
IDC if it was only $1.05 per month
I cancelled TF outa Hulu. Switching my Paramount to Peacock on WMT+.
I cancelled TF outa Hulu. Switching my Paramount to Peacock on WMT+.
😔
The devil knows that in order to actually get next to me, he has to attack the people around me. The ones I love the most.
And here we are.
But I will indeed fight when necessary. It’s necessary.
The devil knows that in order to actually get next to me, he has to attack the people around me. The ones I love the most.
And here we are.
But I will indeed fight when necessary. It’s necessary.
September 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
😔
The devil knows that in order to actually get next to me, he has to attack the people around me. The ones I love the most.
And here we are.
But I will indeed fight when necessary. It’s necessary.
The devil knows that in order to actually get next to me, he has to attack the people around me. The ones I love the most.
And here we are.
But I will indeed fight when necessary. It’s necessary.
September.
New month, time to try something new:
Pulling out my walking pad. Gym closed early and I own this thing I never use.
And those hand weights I don’t touch.
New month, time to try something new:
Pulling out my walking pad. Gym closed early and I own this thing I never use.
And those hand weights I don’t touch.
September 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
September.
New month, time to try something new:
Pulling out my walking pad. Gym closed early and I own this thing I never use.
And those hand weights I don’t touch.
New month, time to try something new:
Pulling out my walking pad. Gym closed early and I own this thing I never use.
And those hand weights I don’t touch.
#GymGirlieChronicles
Dear self,
This is a reminder that you are:
1. 90lbs down from highest weight
2. 10lbs away from CENTURION💪🏽
3. 67lbs down from 1 year ago
4. 6lbs less than 10 years ago
Setbacks aren’t failure. Giving up is. #InjuryMode #ThisTooShallPass😔
Dear self,
This is a reminder that you are:
1. 90lbs down from highest weight
2. 10lbs away from CENTURION💪🏽
3. 67lbs down from 1 year ago
4. 6lbs less than 10 years ago
Setbacks aren’t failure. Giving up is. #InjuryMode #ThisTooShallPass😔
August 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
#GymGirlieChronicles
Dear self,
This is a reminder that you are:
1. 90lbs down from highest weight
2. 10lbs away from CENTURION💪🏽
3. 67lbs down from 1 year ago
4. 6lbs less than 10 years ago
Setbacks aren’t failure. Giving up is. #InjuryMode #ThisTooShallPass😔
Dear self,
This is a reminder that you are:
1. 90lbs down from highest weight
2. 10lbs away from CENTURION💪🏽
3. 67lbs down from 1 year ago
4. 6lbs less than 10 years ago
Setbacks aren’t failure. Giving up is. #InjuryMode #ThisTooShallPass😔
Okay I have to spill a secret but this one doesn’t go for everybody. Just for me certainly but listen anyway:
People lose their minds because they hate when women put their money in their bra.
I gotta secret for yall…
People lose their minds because they hate when women put their money in their bra.
I gotta secret for yall…
August 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Okay I have to spill a secret but this one doesn’t go for everybody. Just for me certainly but listen anyway:
People lose their minds because they hate when women put their money in their bra.
I gotta secret for yall…
People lose their minds because they hate when women put their money in their bra.
I gotta secret for yall…
Good morning to everyone except:
-🟤 people who don’t boycott Target because they think weaponizing DEI isn’t a about them
-🟤 people who suddenly have issue with Jasmine Crockett’s upbringing
-ANYONE who thought Cheetolini was the better choice for ANYTHING.
THEY can go be shark bait 😒
-🟤 people who don’t boycott Target because they think weaponizing DEI isn’t a about them
-🟤 people who suddenly have issue with Jasmine Crockett’s upbringing
-ANYONE who thought Cheetolini was the better choice for ANYTHING.
THEY can go be shark bait 😒
August 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Good morning to everyone except:
-🟤 people who don’t boycott Target because they think weaponizing DEI isn’t a about them
-🟤 people who suddenly have issue with Jasmine Crockett’s upbringing
-ANYONE who thought Cheetolini was the better choice for ANYTHING.
THEY can go be shark bait 😒
-🟤 people who don’t boycott Target because they think weaponizing DEI isn’t a about them
-🟤 people who suddenly have issue with Jasmine Crockett’s upbringing
-ANYONE who thought Cheetolini was the better choice for ANYTHING.
THEY can go be shark bait 😒