The surgeon was a fellow student who worked at that same hospital. My instructor was coincidentally a coroner at the time.

Nothing I said was a lie. But the context is important. I was teaching a younger ranked fellow karate student some knife techniques. I blocked her attack, she lost control of her entirely wooden knife, and it flew into my face and struck my lip. There was no blade.

Thanks!

Philly is the opposite end of the state of Pennsylvania. The state is a long rectangle. It's near PA's boobs. The 'Burgh is under PA's hat (Erie). I live in the vast middle where there's nothing but cows, Amish, and Appalachian mountains.

I mean, it's almost in Ohio, but yes, western Pennsylvania.

I can't unsee this

Clearly, they were not as poor a me growing up and only being able to afford generic, dollar store brand acetaminophen and ibuprofen.