Let's regulate firearms so this type of thing doesn't happen so frequently.

And while we're at it, let's keep religious statements out of official government communications.

Thanks.

(James Earl Jones VO from off camera): "I... am your pycnidium."

(Camera dolly zoom in): "Noooooooo!"

I feel like I've seen those hands before.

He should have to repay American taxpayers for every dime of his grift through his various ventures. Boring Company, SpaceX, every single one.

Elon Musk is Exhibit A in why privatization of public projects ends up giving taxpayers less, costing more, all to stuff cash in the pockets of the rich.

It's not a sign of a particularly strong economy when new car sales are slumping (down 8% Y/Y) but used car demand is up; when people are increasing their use of short-term bridge loans to buy essentials or pay monthly bills; or when people are hanging on to jobs they hate because of fear.

10 year-olds everywhere: (heads asplode)

Not much different than the crime of "civil asset forfeiture" which cops have been abusing for years, but perhaps more out in the open. Wonder which crooked ICE thug's pocket that cash ended up in, because one thing's for sure, it's gone.

That is assault.

We have not even started to scratch the surface of understanding the effects of COVID-related cognitive and behavioral issues. Whether these are the cause of or are amplified by the amplification of hostility in the broader culture will be a related question for researchers of the future, some day.

Can Sabrina Carpenter please call the White House and Trump to task about every. single. thing. from here on out?

It's possible the only way to control the Trump regime will be pushback from Sabrina Carpenter, Taylor Swift and maybe Chapell Roan.

(to universe) please?

I am ready.

Laughing stock of the entire world. Will go down in history as a pathetic, insecure tyrant.

Fuck FIFA for playing into it.

"It’s not just a reboot—it's a re-alignment. It’s not just salvation—it's a system update. It’s not just faith—it's a full-stack emotional refactor."

AI jesus has entered the chat.

🙄

It's a poor attempt at a racist epithet shared by and between ignorant bigots who think we're still fighting a communist red threat and that Mamdani is somehow the second coming of Marx.

Why stop with the 70s station wagon? Let's make the Conestoga Wagon great again. Let the consumer choose!

Still can't believe these fucking reality show twats are our government.

I'm old enough to remember when presidents didn't just get to put their names on willy nilly. It required public discourse and congressional approval in most cases. We've strayed so far the path I'm not sure we'll find our way back.