Alpha Oomph Kathy (Formerly Aunt Kathy)
@yankeekandle.bsky.social
The End is Mid
You’ve mixed up the word gaping again, Jesse.
March 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You’ve mixed up the word gaping again, Jesse.
Imagine that. Another dog in your bed ! Hardly scandalized anymore these days, deary.
January 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Imagine that. Another dog in your bed ! Hardly scandalized anymore these days, deary.
I’d probably ask you to stop, deary. Pink eye is a real bitch at my age.
January 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I’d probably ask you to stop, deary. Pink eye is a real bitch at my age.
Reposted by Alpha Oomph Kathy (Formerly Aunt Kathy)
-Thirsty Thurs
-FCF
-Semi Sat
-Softie Sun
BUT DOES ANYONE STOP &&&& WRITE TO THEIR REPRESENTATIVES ?
January 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
-Thirsty Thurs
-FCF
-Semi Sat
-Softie Sun
BUT DOES ANYONE STOP &&&& WRITE TO THEIR REPRESENTATIVES ?
Luv u too deary, ya filthy heathen 🕊️
January 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Luv u too deary, ya filthy heathen 🕊️
At my age, all I want is to explore is a bottle of mylanta and the great hereafter.
January 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
At my age, all I want is to explore is a bottle of mylanta and the great hereafter.
Deary, you’ve been edging my patience all month!
But, regrettably, these old tilamook fingers can’t do a decent ball tie to save my life.
But, regrettably, these old tilamook fingers can’t do a decent ball tie to save my life.
January 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Deary, you’ve been edging my patience all month!
But, regrettably, these old tilamook fingers can’t do a decent ball tie to save my life.
But, regrettably, these old tilamook fingers can’t do a decent ball tie to save my life.
Congrats to your they/them, deary !
January 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Congrats to your they/them, deary !
Deary, knowing how the oligarchy has been acting as of late, this roadmap probably leads to a deathcamp.
Better be safe, and just suck random bar dick in a dark alley. Like the good old days!
Better be safe, and just suck random bar dick in a dark alley. Like the good old days!
January 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Deary, knowing how the oligarchy has been acting as of late, this roadmap probably leads to a deathcamp.
Better be safe, and just suck random bar dick in a dark alley. Like the good old days!
Better be safe, and just suck random bar dick in a dark alley. Like the good old days!
I always knew that little ginger slit was in cahoots with Mussolini.
No one likes lasagna that much.
No one likes lasagna that much.
January 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I always knew that little ginger slit was in cahoots with Mussolini.
No one likes lasagna that much.
No one likes lasagna that much.
Congrats on collecting 2000 demons, deary!
January 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Congrats on collecting 2000 demons, deary!
Deary, you just need a pinch of rouge and a guillotine and you’ll be right as rain.
January 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Deary, you just need a pinch of rouge and a guillotine and you’ll be right as rain.
Being up anime at the water cooler, dear. You’ll be unemployed in no time.
January 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Being up anime at the water cooler, dear. You’ll be unemployed in no time.
There’s nothing more embarrassing than an accidental zoot, but it’s entirely natural, dear.
January 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
There’s nothing more embarrassing than an accidental zoot, but it’s entirely natural, dear.
I’d smash, deary. You are doing a great job.
January 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’d smash, deary. You are doing a great job.
The velvet rope led me to places where no shaft, pipe or meatstick has ever reached.
January 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The velvet rope led me to places where no shaft, pipe or meatstick has ever reached.
If we make room for my Vicks Rub, you have a date!
January 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If we make room for my Vicks Rub, you have a date!
Only if my hump was a tad bit lower, and I was 35 years thinner, we’d be confused for twins !
Nice cake, deary !
Nice cake, deary !
January 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Only if my hump was a tad bit lower, and I was 35 years thinner, we’d be confused for twins !
Nice cake, deary !
Nice cake, deary !
They don’t make them like Robin anymore. You could literally floss your dentures with a handful of his shoulder hair. A Saint, he was.
January 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
They don’t make them like Robin anymore. You could literally floss your dentures with a handful of his shoulder hair. A Saint, he was.
I have quite a few depooperits in my community. I’m talking about you, Norma!
January 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I have quite a few depooperits in my community. I’m talking about you, Norma!
Where’s the quote, deary !
January 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Where’s the quote, deary !
I say go with a nice Camembert.
January 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I say go with a nice Camembert.
I’m in my 70s, whose balls are we talking about ?
January 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m in my 70s, whose balls are we talking about ?