Alpha Oomph Kathy (Formerly Aunt Kathy)
yankeekandle.bsky.social
Alpha Oomph Kathy (Formerly Aunt Kathy)
@yankeekandle.bsky.social
The End is Mid
You’ve mixed up the word gaping again, Jesse.
March 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Imagine that. Another dog in your bed ! Hardly scandalized anymore these days, deary.
January 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’d probably ask you to stop, deary. Pink eye is a real bitch at my age.
January 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Reposted by Alpha Oomph Kathy (Formerly Aunt Kathy)

-Thirsty Thurs
-FCF
-Semi Sat
-Softie Sun

BUT DOES ANYONE STOP &&&& WRITE TO THEIR REPRESENTATIVES ?
January 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Luv u too deary, ya filthy heathen 🕊️
January 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
At my age, all I want is to explore is a bottle of mylanta and the great hereafter.
January 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Deary, you’ve been edging my patience all month!

But, regrettably, these old tilamook fingers can’t do a decent ball tie to save my life.
January 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Congrats to your they/them, deary !
January 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Deary, knowing how the oligarchy has been acting as of late, this roadmap probably leads to a deathcamp.

Better be safe, and just suck random bar dick in a dark alley. Like the good old days!
January 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I always knew that little ginger slit was in cahoots with Mussolini.

No one likes lasagna that much.
January 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Congrats on collecting 2000 demons, deary!
January 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Deary, you just need a pinch of rouge and a guillotine and you’ll be right as rain.
January 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Being up anime at the water cooler, dear. You’ll be unemployed in no time.
January 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
There’s nothing more embarrassing than an accidental zoot, but it’s entirely natural, dear.
January 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’d smash, deary. You are doing a great job.
January 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The velvet rope led me to places where no shaft, pipe or meatstick has ever reached.
January 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
If we make room for my Vicks Rub, you have a date!
January 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Only if my hump was a tad bit lower, and I was 35 years thinner, we’d be confused for twins !

Nice cake, deary !
January 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
They don’t make them like Robin anymore. You could literally floss your dentures with a handful of his shoulder hair. A Saint, he was.
January 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I have quite a few depooperits in my community. I’m talking about you, Norma!
January 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Where’s the quote, deary !
January 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I say go with a nice Camembert.
January 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m in my 70s, whose balls are we talking about ?
January 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM