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Osaka was very cute
Tweeting is to Twitter as skeeting is to Bluesky as scatting is to shrimp scampi.
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
What is the disorder called when, while reading gay posts, you hear a Karen in your head saying “I’m just gonna squeeze in here real quick”?

Bc I have that.
December 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
a man tried to rob me yesterday for twenty euros while I was walking about my neighborhood.

unfortunately for him, the attempted crime took place on the steps of Rue de Lesseps, where I insisted on sharing with him the folktale hero of Manhattan: la comtesse Luann de Lesseps.
December 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
9 years in Paris (vitamin D deficiency)
December 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
about to watch ju-on hbu
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Osaka was very cute
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Not mad she bailed halfway thru her second song; mad bc I could have been leveling up my trainer rank.
October 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
😛
October 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
don’t let them distract you from the real reason for the season
September 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I was confusing the FCC for #FCF. This entire debacle is much clearer now.
September 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
At 13, I was removed from a fundamentalist church camp after insisting that I perform the entire cabaret medley from the 1998 revival’s entr’acte during their holy trinity talent show.
September 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
BRB ? being raptured ?
September 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
How I feel when people call me xibi irl
September 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
my street’s had more work done this year than Joan Rivers did in her entire 300-year career
September 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
reverse rapture: i appear after vanishing for 6 months to tell u how much I prefer doliprane over tylenol
September 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Telling people I quit working at a luxe agency so I could start a new life in Cyrodiil.
April 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Sending my family back home early bc oblivion just dropped and I’ve had enough gay American shit.
April 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
the joy of having gay parents (clueless & loving it)
April 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Kelela singing ‘furry sings the blues’ gives me hope for a future.
February 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Had to interrupt a meeting with a client to ask a man with a toilet to stop yelling on the phone.
February 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My dad told me that he’s on bluesky with all of his gay friends.

*immediately activates the highest moderation settings possible *
February 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
3° degrees, no hot water, no heater. I’m doing great, hbu.
February 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Dolly Parton, returning as executive producer, giving the American public one reason not to give up.
February 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM