"You need therapy"
No, I think what i need is actually one more piece of apricot jam toast. Thank you for your concerns.
"You need therapy"
No, I think what i need is actually one more piece of apricot jam toast. Thank you for your concerns.
Uh, because I say dumb shit like this and have absolutely zero impulse control about it✌️
Uh, because I say dumb shit like this and have absolutely zero impulse control about it✌️
I'm just so frustrated because it happened out of nowhere. She was fine last night before I went to bed, and I know she doesn't normally wake up until 8-10pm. I found her out in the open, lopsided with a weird limp/ no clear pain. I think she had a stroke. She was only 6 months old.
I'm just so frustrated because it happened out of nowhere. She was fine last night before I went to bed, and I know she doesn't normally wake up until 8-10pm. I found her out in the open, lopsided with a weird limp/ no clear pain. I think she had a stroke. She was only 6 months old.
But what actually came out of my mouth was:
"They look like they have tp on their booties. Like a fruity hedgehog." 🫠
But what actually came out of my mouth was:
"They look like they have tp on their booties. Like a fruity hedgehog." 🫠