Yanchop
yanchop.bsky.social
Yanchop
@yanchop.bsky.social
elderly and crumbling 🍌
trying to do a lineless thing
it..isn't going well:')
i have no idea what i'm doing
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I've got such a backlog of dumbass mundane comics that are mildly entertaining only to myself, but I can't get rid of them because I'm convinced that the world needs to see them.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I cried and begged and pleaded for cooler weather, and now it's 30 degrees and my joints feel elderly. RIP
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"I thought i was gonna freeze to a crisp."

We're starting off strong today, huh.
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I came here to scream into the void, but an OF bot(?) just liked everything ive recently posted or commented. it was so bizarre and unexpected that I snapped out of it.
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
@robologicaldick.bsky.social

I saw a photo of a local adoption event and I 100% thought the person in the photo was you for a second 😂 they're missing the jewelry, but they got a cute cat !
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Very exhausted after today's adventures so I got a frozen dinner

Man I love this little guy. He is so excited to be a cheese enchilada with beef sauce
October 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Something odd about watching your hamster die to the vet hold music, huh
October 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It is both a blessing and a curse that stray cats just sprint into my house whenever the screen door takes it time closing

1. I love kibby:)
2. What are you doing in here there is nothing in here for you no wait please dont touch that
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Haphazardly threw my hair up on top of my head and the way it fanned out makes me look like Lydia Deetz if Winona Ryder was greasy and less attractive
October 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I was asked to paint pokemon-themed cornhole boards and I spent all of my time designing them on the computer...not to scale. Because of course i did. I only have 2 days left to finish both boards. So im staring at this board feeling like the essay scene rn 😔 wish me luck
October 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
passed the gun counter at Dunham's and heard the person behind the counter say "this one is very convenient. It folds up and you can fit it into a backpack."

wow
September 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
very funny to me that I got a binary tattoo (ACSII, it spells "love") , then came out as NB like 6 years later
September 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Hey, bud. You got a little..uhh....
September 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Today at work while talking about how I'm not a fan of long-haired hamsters because their butt fluff picks up debris, I mentioned that it makes them look like they have toilet paper stuck to their butts, which reminded me of the medieval myth that hedgehogs would roll around on fruit to collect it/
September 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
my terrible son . . . 🌟💖
September 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Practicing haiku at work yesterday with others
I feel like this says a lot about me
September 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"Not every drawing is a hit tweet.
..that's something you can't say to a victorian child."
September 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I christen my garbage cans with a piece of trash for good luck, like a dollar in a gifted wallet.
September 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I accidentally picked up individual puff pastry sheets instead of the doughy puff pastry squares I normally get for this ham and cheese pastry recipe. It tastes good, but the texture is very wrong.

"It feels like I'm eating paper!" -Tulip
⭐️⭐️⭐️
September 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
ducks:)
September 8, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I misheard a question and made my own outcome
September 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Processing my September trauma with a banger

youtu.be/4FxgFBBShSg?...
September by Green Day
YouTube video by Vincentologist
youtu.be
September 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Reposted by Yanchop
"The faceless one, no emotion at all. Jeer all you wish. This is your home."

still cant believe it's been a year since bringing this cos to lake pontchartrain :'')
#norco #norcogame #cosplay
November 15, 2024 at 12:29 AM
This happened awhile back but was brought back up today because I can't have nice things. 😌

At an oddities expo in WV, had a good day. Bought some cool stuff. I'm standing at the back door waiting for Tulip to bring the car around because it was raining (so kind!). Some guy exits the back door /
September 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM