Beto
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Ngl, the mf that wrote the "For he's a jolly-good fellow!" song was in his bag fr 💯🔥😭
December 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Ngl, the mf that wrote the "For he's a jolly-good fellow!" song was in his bag fr 💯🔥😭
The Cavs are receiving a generational ass-whooping rn
May 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Cavs are receiving a generational ass-whooping rn
Maxi Klieber 2025 NBA Playoffs - Full Footage
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
media.tenor.com
May 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Maxi Klieber 2025 NBA Playoffs - Full Footage
Imagine Rudy Gobert ending your championship dreams 😂
May 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Imagine Rudy Gobert ending your championship dreams 😂
Haircuts should be FSA/Flex Spending eligible. Sometimes they really do save your life.
April 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Haircuts should be FSA/Flex Spending eligible. Sometimes they really do save your life.
Anyone that believes anything that comes out of Trump's mouth is a stupid bitch.
March 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Anyone that believes anything that comes out of Trump's mouth is a stupid bitch.
Reposted by Beto
Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used *transgenic* (genetically modified) mice.
Trump Decried Millions Spent 'Making Mice Transgender.' It Was Cancer and Asthma Research
President Trump falsely claimed that Biden spent $8 million on 'making mice transgender,' but the real research was for human health.
www.rollingstone.com
March 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used *transgenic* (genetically modified) mice.
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donald trump is a rapist
March 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
donald trump is a rapist
Kevin Hart has gotten more screentime tonight than the actual NBA players. I'm sick.
February 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Kevin Hart has gotten more screentime tonight than the actual NBA players. I'm sick.
It's okay FedEx, I believe you! I'm sure that my package will be delivered today. No need to put your driver on blast. I don't need to know everything.
February 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It's okay FedEx, I believe you! I'm sure that my package will be delivered today. No need to put your driver on blast. I don't need to know everything.
Might pull-up to the function looking like Skeeter
February 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Might pull-up to the function looking like Skeeter
I like it when a guy gets punched and a white person says "he cleaned his clock!" Like, wtf does that even mean? It sounds cool though.
February 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I like it when a guy gets punched and a white person says "he cleaned his clock!" Like, wtf does that even mean? It sounds cool though.
Damn wtf. How did the Lakers pull it off?! I can't believe Maxi Klieber is a Laker.
February 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Damn wtf. How did the Lakers pull it off?! I can't believe Maxi Klieber is a Laker.
Need this for the day after leg day
January 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Need this for the day after leg day
FINALLY
January 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
FINALLY
Imagine being friends with a Trump supporter. Eww.
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Imagine being friends with a Trump supporter. Eww.
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration throws out policies limiting arrests of migrants at sensitive locations like schools and churches.
January 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration throws out policies limiting arrests of migrants at sensitive locations like schools and churches.
Insane to see all the disingenuous takes from the usual right-wing grifters about the Los Angeles fires. Feigning concern about Karen Bass reducing the LAFD's budget. As if cutting spending on social programs and safety services (except for police) isn't the conservative M.O.
January 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Insane to see all the disingenuous takes from the usual right-wing grifters about the Los Angeles fires. Feigning concern about Karen Bass reducing the LAFD's budget. As if cutting spending on social programs and safety services (except for police) isn't the conservative M.O.
The guy that wrote "I woke up in a new Buggati" was a one-hit wonder. Now he wakes up in a used Honda.
January 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The guy that wrote "I woke up in a new Buggati" was a one-hit wonder. Now he wakes up in a used Honda.
Pass the Parcel?? I'd rather you pass the blunt man 🌿💨😤
December 24, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Pass the Parcel?? I'd rather you pass the blunt man 🌿💨😤
Uber Eats' "Hay comida en la casa"advertising campaign pisses me off so much. The reason our parents told us that, was because eating out was too expensive. Getting that same expensive food, with the outrageous fees Uber tacks on would be insane.
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Uber Eats' "Hay comida en la casa"advertising campaign pisses me off so much. The reason our parents told us that, was because eating out was too expensive. Getting that same expensive food, with the outrageous fees Uber tacks on would be insane.
Luigi Mangione IS brat
December 10, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Luigi Mangione IS brat
I hate it when mf's say "Keep Christ in Christmas." Like, who's going around saying "Merry Mas!" 💀
November 25, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I hate it when mf's say "Keep Christ in Christmas." Like, who's going around saying "Merry Mas!" 💀
Hahahaha the president's son is a cokehead 😂 *
*This tweet is applicable during both the current and upcoming presidential administrations.
*This tweet is applicable during both the current and upcoming presidential administrations.
November 20, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Hahahaha the president's son is a cokehead 😂 *
*This tweet is applicable during both the current and upcoming presidential administrations.
*This tweet is applicable during both the current and upcoming presidential administrations.
When is this damn fight gonna start
November 16, 2024 at 4:55 AM
When is this damn fight gonna start