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Zohran: but in other ways this was always the plan
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Trump is complimenting him you guys said he won the elections easily LMAO
Pic of Zohran standing next to Trump in oval office e
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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ITS HAPPENING
3 min ago Tyler pager Zohran Mamdani has arrived at the White House for his meeting with President trump
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I’m third gen and if one of my kids decides to get into the family business they get to inherit this
A little statute of a man with a barrister wig and little glasses holding a book that says “LAW.” The pedestal he stands on says “SUE THE BASTARDS”
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Today I’m wearing all birds
A loafer esque shoe
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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post your hometown slop
mennonite style soft pretzel gleaming with butter and sparkles of salt
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Amy Winehouse album cover Back to Black
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Colombo: “little insignificant details, I lose my appetite, I can’t eat”
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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best show ever made
Maisie Adam’s mouth poking through a giant picture of Greg Davies, where his nose should be. She is eating blue yogurt from a spoon.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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this is just…. Not an accurate picture of what happened to the Morales campaign
talia jane @taliajane.osky.social • 1h i don't think, for example, we would have seen zohran's campaign succeed as resoundingly as it did if it occurred prior to 2023. in fact we saw a leftist mayoral campaign (dianne morales) blow itself up and give way to eric adams in 2021. ①2 O 24 刀 企
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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that’s right
and bigotry in a shameful way. Humanity has accomplished something truly incredible and almost utopian in New York: millions of very different types of people living peaceably-and sometimes even amicably-side by side. That's every bit as real as the death and destruction halfway around the world. For me, New York is the living counterpoint to all that suffering and hate. It's worth protecting and building upon. In fact, it's the most important thing: New York City is, in my humble opinion, the greatest accomplishment in the history of human civilization. We've long set the standard
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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time for a lil upzone friends
a very Cuomo eastern Queens
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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everyone cheering YES YES at Cuomo saying what his campaign stood for as he concedes
"im not owned! im not owned!!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Charlie from Lost holding up his hand as he dies but instead of saying NOT PENNYS BOAT it says CURTIS SLIWA IS THE SPOILER
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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i'm going to CRASH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE USE OF THE TERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
screenshot of wikipedia list of new york mayors, with Zohran Mamdani (b. 1991) as Mayor 111
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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lmao
@BillAckman: I disagree. Sliwa staying in convinced many Cuomo voters it was a foregone conclusion so they didn’t vote. If Sliwa had dropped, Cuomo could have won.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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lmao
@grok which candidate is this good for Grok: High early voting turnout in NYC's urban, Democratic-heavy boroughs like Brooklyn and Manhattan typically favors progressive candidates who mobilize the base. This pace suggests enthusiasm among left-leaning voters, benefiting Zohran Mamdani's "mamdate" push over moderates like Cuomo or Republican Sliwa. Staten Island's lower share tempers conservative gains, but overall, it points to a strong showing for Democrats.
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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IM OPPRESSED
Multiple texts with the response (from me) “I don’t live in New Jersey”
November 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Meredith from RHOSLC grinning mischievously in a bubble bath
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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just incredible
Bevan Hurley, sent a polite email to an email address containing the full name belonging both to the wine seller and the two-term New York mayor, who spells "de" with a lowercase "d" and inserts a space between the two parts of his surname. (In DeBlasio's view, "low class Italians use a little d.")
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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like what are we doing here!!! our neighborhoods are not our city.
Map of where affordable housing is built in NYC. Huge sections of the map in Staten Island, queens (excluding northern), Manhattan and southern Brooklyn are white or light blue, meaning they have built close to 0 affordable housing units
October 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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here we go
NCAA statistics show that only a minuscule percentage of high school athletes will play professional sports. • 1 in 610 (0.16%) will get drafted by a Major League Baseball team • 1 in 10,399 (0.0096%) will get picked by an NBA team • 1 in 12,873 (0.0077%) will be chosen by a WNBA team • 1 in 3,960 (0.025%) will get picked by an NFL team Highest Level that Sports Parents Believe Their Child Can Eventually Play High school sports Recreational community sports Elite club or travel sports Lower-level college sports 23% 23% Higher-level college sports Professional sports National, Olympic or Paralympic team 22% 11% 11% Source: 2025 Youth Sports Parent Survey, Aspen Institute Project Play initiative, Utah State University Families in Sport Lab. Louisiana Tech University Minds in Motion Lab 58% 43% I PLAY
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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TNC looking confused and disapppintef
October 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Like if you check out this graph from the commission you can see how unevenly distributed new affordable housing is in the city
Average new affordable housing units 2022-2025 Shows top 10 council districts had 751 units on average Bottom 10 council districts had 3 units
October 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Big spooky eye halloween decorations. An IRL eyes emoji but haunted.
October 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM