Yahel Carmon
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Yahel Carmon
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Analytics/Data Eng. Interests: Data, Tech, Polling, Finance/Economics, SCOTUS, YIMBY. Also drink bourbon. Formerly campaign tech/data staffer.
Got polled by Gotham Polling/AARP about the NYC mayoral race. I've been looking at polling data for a very long time but I cannot recall any modern poll of American voters that split off Jewish into its own Ethnicity.
October 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I love that there’s a baseball player named Lenyn Sosa. It’s like if you trained an algorithm on Vladimir Guerrero and Sammy Sosa and asked it to generate fake baseball player names.
September 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
May 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Did a rewatch of A New Hope and realized that C3PO's obsequiousness and breadth of knowledge makes him a precursor to ChatGPT et al and well...gotta hand it to them.

(This is a fresh session, no custom prompt.)
May 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
When you’re Vice President but not making enough money from your fash day job.
April 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This one has saved me so many times.
December 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
What percent of Turkey wanting to be known as Türkiye is because of the embarrassment of this emoji situation?
November 28, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Not enough people appreciate the hilarity that Wyoming passed a constitutional amendment in 2012 because of fear of Obamacare death panels (freedom to make your own health care decisions). Those death panels never materialized, but now the amendment is being used to protect abortion rights.
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Was Crowe chubby in Gladiator, or have our expectations of male bodies in films just shifted drastically over the last 25 years?
November 20, 2024 at 12:46 AM
May 21, 2024 at 10:01 PM
October 18, 2023 at 12:13 PM