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yael
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seattle. trans. jewish. ocd. academic. musician or musician wannabe depending on who you ask.

Cohost of Midnights with the Lizard Wizard, a King Gizzard listen-along podcast.

she/her

discord: seayaelttle
"Is Gene from Bob’s Burgers AGP or HSTS" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This is our best episode yet and you should listen to it
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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It's once again time for Midnights with the Lizard Wizard, and this week we're looking at Float Along - Fill Your Lungs. A raja rock psych album that floats its way through the 60s. Enjoy.

midnightswiththelizardwizard.simplecast.com/episodes/004...
004 - Float Along - Fill Your Lungs | Midnights with the Lizard Wizard
LP numero tres. We're into raja rock and all the sitar that that entails. Another perfect record.
midnightswiththelizardwizard.simplecast.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
in 2025 I went from having a date for a vaginoplasty to being pretty sure I’ll never be able to get surgery and I’m going to cry
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The most beautiful headline I’ve read in a long, long time
Bill Belichick's UNC misses bowl eligibility after trick play by Duke
Bill Belichick claimed his first words were "Beat Duke." His UNC team didn't do that this week.
sports.yahoo.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
pretty sure this isn’t serious so i’m not addressing jenny but for anyone who needs to hear:

*please* don’t trade options (a “put” is a kind of option) unless you know exactly what you’re doing. reddit doesn’t need more stories of people losing tens of thousands they don’t have
i figured out how to do it with the robinhood app like forever ago but idr how. something about "puts"
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Midnights with the Lizard Wizard hits the road! It’s nice to get to listen with Noëlle for once
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I chose an econ major over a linguistics one because it would provide job opportunities outside of academia, and then I stayed in school too long
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Just recorded our best episode of Midnights with the Lizard Wizard to date. That was a goddamn blast. If you haven't heard Float Along - Fill Your Lungs yet, get a listen in before the episode drops on Wednesday.
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The episode we recorded today for Float Along – Fill Your Lungs is the best and funniest one we’ve done yet. Y’all should listen to this one
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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🦎 Giveaway!

I made a few of my 12 Bar 11x17 posters on black cardstock so I’m gonna do a giveaway for one of ‘em here!

How to enter:
- reply with your favorite 12 Bar Bruise track
- Repost!

I’ll announce the winner on Nov 28!
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
early morning record for Midnights with the Lizard Wizard today. Trying so hard to stay on track even with the challenges of Noëlle’s new work schedule
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Favorite ferry fact: the ferry is one of only two legal ways to consume alcohol while on a Washington state highway
We’re with @pwhltorrent.bsky.social at Colman Dock today. Come see us, tell us your favorite ferry fact, and get a limited-edition ORCA card!
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
OH: you *seem* like you should be a lefty
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Updating the spreadsheet of things we need to listen to for the podcast.
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Welcome Comrade Vance to the side of police abolition
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
No. they’re not saying pedophilia is good. they’re saying homosexuality is bad. if you’re gonna publicize this evil, name the evil correctly or you’re actually making things worse. these monsters are out to undo the entire project of lgbt rights and they say it outright. don’t bury the lede.
Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.
MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT ABOUT EPSTEIN - Catholic League
Bill Donohue
www.catholicleague.org
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Orville Peck released a cover on his latest album Appaloosa

Of “Maybe This Time” from Cabaret!
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I made an MS Paint-style flowchart for the OCD girlies
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The voters should be banned from ever watching a baseball game again. Clearly they haven’t ever watched one before, they won’t miss it
Top 5 in AL MVP voting:

Aaron Judge - 355 points
Cal Raleigh - 335
José Ramírez - 224
Bobby Witt Jr. - 215
Tarik Skubal - 139
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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yet another blow to US exceptionalism in the American Century of Humiliation.
MLS is switching to the european calendar? holy fuck i never expected this would happen in a million years
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
MLS is switching to the european calendar? holy fuck i never expected this would happen in a million years
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM