Xyzzifer K. Q. Sqrlmoggington
@xyzzysqrl.bsky.social
Cartoon squirrel-moogle. Stream jockey. Older than you probably think. Former member of multiple failed social networks.
....which makes me feel a little embarrassed that I don't actually like, watch Twitch more. Shouts to @seireasong.bsky.social , @kealldin.bsky.social and @zaruvyen.bsky.social though.
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
....which makes me feel a little embarrassed that I don't actually like, watch Twitch more. Shouts to @seireasong.bsky.social , @kealldin.bsky.social and @zaruvyen.bsky.social though.
I am just steadily chugging away at this whole Twitch thing. I really feel like I've found a niche in streaming RPGs. I LIKE doing it. It's fun.
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I am just steadily chugging away at this whole Twitch thing. I really feel like I've found a niche in streaming RPGs. I LIKE doing it. It's fun.
*waffles a bit and eyes sales and savings...*
Yeah okay. FUTURE GAMES such as these will affect YOU, in the future. (If you watch the stream, of course.)
Yeah okay. FUTURE GAMES such as these will affect YOU, in the future. (If you watch the stream, of course.)
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
*waffles a bit and eyes sales and savings...*
Yeah okay. FUTURE GAMES such as these will affect YOU, in the future. (If you watch the stream, of course.)
Yeah okay. FUTURE GAMES such as these will affect YOU, in the future. (If you watch the stream, of course.)
Me going from glancing at the news over to my carefully curated social media.
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Me going from glancing at the news over to my carefully curated social media.
That's it, that's the arc, huh.
October 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
That's it, that's the arc, huh.
Me: "FINALLY I'm gonna see what the backstory is on the cute little weirdo with christmas lights for wings and a Kringlefucker Keyblade."
Me, an hour or two later, crying: "ha ha holy shit this sucks man."
Me, an hour or two later, crying: "ha ha holy shit this sucks man."
October 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Me: "FINALLY I'm gonna see what the backstory is on the cute little weirdo with christmas lights for wings and a Kringlefucker Keyblade."
Me, an hour or two later, crying: "ha ha holy shit this sucks man."
Me, an hour or two later, crying: "ha ha holy shit this sucks man."
...
someone is out here burdening the poor faeries with math knowledge and that seems like a bigger crime than whatever's happening right now
someone is out here burdening the poor faeries with math knowledge and that seems like a bigger crime than whatever's happening right now
October 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
...
someone is out here burdening the poor faeries with math knowledge and that seems like a bigger crime than whatever's happening right now
someone is out here burdening the poor faeries with math knowledge and that seems like a bigger crime than whatever's happening right now
The ruins of the canape table DEMANDS vengeance be enacted. If you're gonna go to a party to eat as much expensive food as you can cram into your face I suppose you'd better be ready to fight for it too.
Parties are more interesting than I thought.
Parties are more interesting than I thought.
October 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The ruins of the canape table DEMANDS vengeance be enacted. If you're gonna go to a party to eat as much expensive food as you can cram into your face I suppose you'd better be ready to fight for it too.
Parties are more interesting than I thought.
Parties are more interesting than I thought.
Oh.
OH, okay.
Yeah this stirs some emotions. I'm here for this.
OH, okay.
Yeah this stirs some emotions. I'm here for this.
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Oh.
OH, okay.
Yeah this stirs some emotions. I'm here for this.
OH, okay.
Yeah this stirs some emotions. I'm here for this.
... *squint* Kamen Rider Cir-no?
(I feel like this is from Den-O. I'm not 100% on that, it's been a while.)
(I feel like this is from Den-O. I'm not 100% on that, it's been a while.)
October 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
... *squint* Kamen Rider Cir-no?
(I feel like this is from Den-O. I'm not 100% on that, it's been a while.)
(I feel like this is from Den-O. I'm not 100% on that, it's been a while.)
You don't have to tell me twice. I feel like every fifteen minutes I'm wearing a dumber helmet. At least this one doesn't have Extra Bonus Horns.
October 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
You don't have to tell me twice. I feel like every fifteen minutes I'm wearing a dumber helmet. At least this one doesn't have Extra Bonus Horns.
A compelling case is made for Maid Style Uniforms. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure they do expect you to do actual cleaning work or I'd be entirely on board with this.
October 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A compelling case is made for Maid Style Uniforms. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure they do expect you to do actual cleaning work or I'd be entirely on board with this.
I'm sorry, what?
Touhou fishing game when?
...there probably is one, isn't there.
Touhou fishing game when?
...there probably is one, isn't there.
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'm sorry, what?
Touhou fishing game when?
...there probably is one, isn't there.
Touhou fishing game when?
...there probably is one, isn't there.
Fantasy Maiden Wars...
I feel like for the first time I'm genuinely understanding what Touhou is, at its core, about.
Girls who are incredibly overspecialized in things that are not relevant to the current situation making fun of each other and using improbable attacks.
I think I'm into this.
I feel like for the first time I'm genuinely understanding what Touhou is, at its core, about.
Girls who are incredibly overspecialized in things that are not relevant to the current situation making fun of each other and using improbable attacks.
I think I'm into this.
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Fantasy Maiden Wars...
I feel like for the first time I'm genuinely understanding what Touhou is, at its core, about.
Girls who are incredibly overspecialized in things that are not relevant to the current situation making fun of each other and using improbable attacks.
I think I'm into this.
I feel like for the first time I'm genuinely understanding what Touhou is, at its core, about.
Girls who are incredibly overspecialized in things that are not relevant to the current situation making fun of each other and using improbable attacks.
I think I'm into this.
Very likely my last purchase until like, deep December but: future games such as these may affect you in the future.
October 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Very likely my last purchase until like, deep December but: future games such as these may affect you in the future.
Boys don't know about this.
September 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Boys don't know about this.
I see nothing wrong here.
September 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I see nothing wrong here.
This happened a couple days ago but since I re-found the screenshot...
It's been a long time since I amended my Twitch rules. Congratulations to the first winner of the Stupid Prize.
It's been a long time since I amended my Twitch rules. Congratulations to the first winner of the Stupid Prize.
September 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This happened a couple days ago but since I re-found the screenshot...
It's been a long time since I amended my Twitch rules. Congratulations to the first winner of the Stupid Prize.
It's been a long time since I amended my Twitch rules. Congratulations to the first winner of the Stupid Prize.
NO WAIT I WENT ALL THE WAY BACK AND FOUND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE ONE
September 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
NO WAIT I WENT ALL THE WAY BACK AND FOUND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE ONE
Alternately and slightly more exhaustedly....
September 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Alternately and slightly more exhaustedly....
There's a meme going around that's like "Post your first five Steam purchases!" and it reminds me that for several years Steam just sucked so much ass I didn't even want to open the program.
August 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
There's a meme going around that's like "Post your first five Steam purchases!" and it reminds me that for several years Steam just sucked so much ass I didn't even want to open the program.
I don't know why the meme is written like this, but I guess I can going to tell you my honest opinion about game, if you ask me about.
Just be warned that if it's a AAA title from the last like ten years I'll probably have the opinion "shrug?" and that's that.
Just be warned that if it's a AAA title from the last like ten years I'll probably have the opinion "shrug?" and that's that.
July 29, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I don't know why the meme is written like this, but I guess I can going to tell you my honest opinion about game, if you ask me about.
Just be warned that if it's a AAA title from the last like ten years I'll probably have the opinion "shrug?" and that's that.
Just be warned that if it's a AAA title from the last like ten years I'll probably have the opinion "shrug?" and that's that.
"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" Well -I- asked my local Zoltar fortune telling machine and it told me "Your wish is granted" but I went around back and it wasn't even plugged in...???
July 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" Well -I- asked my local Zoltar fortune telling machine and it told me "Your wish is granted" but I went around back and it wasn't even plugged in...???