How better to announce to the world that you can't find a single human being who wants to associate with you, than to create entirely AI generated slop for everything you do

Cuomo is just a racist shitbag. Do any New Yorkers actually like that guy? He's just an out-of-touch rich old white guy who can't stand anyone except rich old white guys having any power

This soggy, barely sauced collection of 8 recently frozen undersized wings haphazardly tossed in box can be yours for the ridiculous price of $9.99. No dipping sauce included.

YO ZOZO! *turns you into a duck*

Well you're not as bad as you smell

Well... You're not as dumb as you look

Pick them up and throw them into the paper shredder

I've seen calls for independent bipartisan districting groups, but Republicans know they can't win without cheating, so they are very against it

*at least in presidential elections

Gerrymandering is negated when you eliminate the electoral college... Right?

What we need is automatic voter registration, online voting, a federal holiday for voting, and, just for fun, to end the electoral college

This election, as far as I'm aware, had the greatest amount of voter suppression in American history

Without the voter suppression, it's theorized trump might've even lost *Texas*

I took a 3rd quiz that had "ambivert" as an option, thinking that surely the discrepancies of the prior 2 BuzzFeed food quiz results could be explained by a lack of granularity in the centroid. But it came back "extrovert"