Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.

@tbtoro.bsky.social hope you don't mind this

@dominos-pizza.bsky.social
To be more honest in advertising, you should use this picture of the Domino's wings I was delivered last night

My friend doesn't want to keep his bike on the balcony of his small apartment, and yet he rejected my idea of keeping his bike in his bathroom and just pooping off the balcony

Why does this bike group I'm in keep rejecting my petition to change the name of the group to the pedalphiles

Thinking about opening up a porn or dating website. Haven't decided which one. Either way it's gonna be called Gooch Smooch

What about a language called nude.js where all the commands are ASCII drawings of genitalia

How many grace days does one get after a Superbowl party to get their kitchen back into shape

(hoping for 6)

An example of how voting for trump works:

1. Trump makes claims that he'll be fantastic for crypto
2. Crypto bros all vote for trump thinking he'll make the crypto market skyrocket
3. Trump policies cause crypto market to lose $5,000,000,000 in 24-hour period

I found a hair dryer on Amazon that claims to function at 160,000 RPM

Which is perfect

Because I'd like to be able to dry my hair, and also fly to the moon

And then push it out of orbit

Something is wrong...

I took one BuzzFeed food quiz that said I'm an introvert. Then I immediately took a different BuzzFeed food quiz that said I'm an extrovert

HOW CAN THIS BE

Holy shit! For the first time since I bought my home nearly 5 years ago, all the junk mail was addressed to me and only me!

So Mump (musk/trump) want to invade:
- Panama
- Canada
- Denmark/Greenland
- England

? ...

ISO dedicated person to edit a silly conquistador hat onto every video and photo of Mump for the next 4 years

I'm pretty sure Zuckerberg said that in order to give conservative voices more undeserved non-fact-checked coverage, the amount of child exploitation material on Facebook would increase...

Has anyone watched "Beverly Hills Cop: Ax Elf" yet? How accurate are the Ax Elfs