Seals for Democracy
@xxer2024.bsky.social
We're seals, dammit!
We fight for democracy.
We love to swim and eat fishes. We do not love sharks, orcas, or polar bears.
Somewhere in the cold waters around Nova Scotia, Canada
We fight for democracy.
We love to swim and eat fishes. We do not love sharks, orcas, or polar bears.
Somewhere in the cold waters around Nova Scotia, Canada
I'll be anything you want me to be if you have fish.
November 20, 2024 at 3:50 PM
I'll be anything you want me to be if you have fish.
Treat it well and it will be good.
Signed,
A good seal
Signed,
A good seal
November 20, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Treat it well and it will be good.
Signed,
A good seal
Signed,
A good seal
Broke the what!?
November 20, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Broke the what!?
Try living in the ocean. It's like "perpetual situational affective disorder" or something.
November 15, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Try living in the ocean. It's like "perpetual situational affective disorder" or something.
You are just in time for the party! If you know any hot and single seals, could you maybe bring them along?
November 15, 2024 at 9:55 PM
You are just in time for the party! If you know any hot and single seals, could you maybe bring them along?
There once was a dude named Gaetz
Who left the position he hates
And when he applied for another
There were, like, 8 pissed off mothers
And a seal that would determine his fate.
He's fucked.
Who left the position he hates
And when he applied for another
There were, like, 8 pissed off mothers
And a seal that would determine his fate.
He's fucked.
November 15, 2024 at 3:53 PM
There once was a dude named Gaetz
Who left the position he hates
And when he applied for another
There were, like, 8 pissed off mothers
And a seal that would determine his fate.
He's fucked.
Who left the position he hates
And when he applied for another
There were, like, 8 pissed off mothers
And a seal that would determine his fate.
He's fucked.
This will also make an incredible hot box.
November 15, 2024 at 3:01 PM
This will also make an incredible hot box.
Do seal voices count? I mean, wtf is a seal voice and how do we hear them if they're underwater, what with all the whales going "ooooaaaaaaeeeeee!" and currents and shit, but...
the fuck were we talking about?
the fuck were we talking about?
November 15, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Do seal voices count? I mean, wtf is a seal voice and how do we hear them if they're underwater, what with all the whales going "ooooaaaaaaeeeeee!" and currents and shit, but...
the fuck were we talking about?
the fuck were we talking about?
Do you have any fucking idea how hard this is to do underwater?
November 15, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Do you have any fucking idea how hard this is to do underwater?
I support this.
I support a flourishing fish stock more, but I also support this.
I support a flourishing fish stock more, but I also support this.
November 15, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I support this.
I support a flourishing fish stock more, but I also support this.
I support a flourishing fish stock more, but I also support this.
This is going to be the best day ever. Fuck those things in a 2km radius.
November 15, 2024 at 2:07 PM
This is going to be the best day ever. Fuck those things in a 2km radius.
Can you make the passenger seat seal sized?
November 15, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Can you make the passenger seat seal sized?
Reading this while wondering if I'm having a stroke and it made me remember I took a muscle relaxer.
Going to take another one now. Probably be back later.
Going to take another one now. Probably be back later.
November 15, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Reading this while wondering if I'm having a stroke and it made me remember I took a muscle relaxer.
Going to take another one now. Probably be back later.
Going to take another one now. Probably be back later.
This place feels like an edible.
November 14, 2024 at 11:35 PM
This list is mysteriously absent of seals...
November 14, 2024 at 10:08 PM
This list is mysteriously absent of seals...
Have a tremendously OK day!
November 14, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Have a tremendously OK day!
I have a couple that messaged me. I'm not sure if they're scammers, bots, or what...
November 14, 2024 at 12:56 AM
I have a couple that messaged me. I'm not sure if they're scammers, bots, or what...
I would also eat your pot pie. And probably your cat if you're mad at it about the pot pie...
November 14, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I would also eat your pot pie. And probably your cat if you're mad at it about the pot pie...