Seals for Democracy
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We're seals, dammit!
We fight for democracy.
We love to swim and eat fishes. We do not love sharks, orcas, or polar bears.
Somewhere in the cold waters around Nova Scotia, Canada
We fight for democracy.
We love to swim and eat fishes. We do not love sharks, orcas, or polar bears.
Somewhere in the cold waters around Nova Scotia, Canada
Was being paranoid, then did an app search for "clubbing" and now I'm straight up scared. Some sick people are on here!
November 20, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Was being paranoid, then did an app search for "clubbing" and now I'm straight up scared. Some sick people are on here!
20m+ and still only 1 seal. :(
November 20, 2024 at 2:28 PM
20m+ and still only 1 seal. :(
Went to that other place to check in. It was like a misery club. And you know what I think about clubs...
November 15, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Went to that other place to check in. It was like a misery club. And you know what I think about clubs...
But he would be great and a fierce protector of the constitution, you know, since he can tattoo it on his forehead.
www.politico.com/news/2024/11...
www.politico.com/news/2024/11...
'Reckless pick': Lawmakers express doubts that Gaetz can get confirmed as attorney general
“I think he has a zero percent shot of getting through the Senate," said Donald Trump ally Rep. Max Miller.
www.politico.com
November 14, 2024 at 1:36 PM
But he would be great and a fierce protector of the constitution, you know, since he can tattoo it on his forehead.
www.politico.com/news/2024/11...
www.politico.com/news/2024/11...
Same. Except I'm staring at the vast ocean, and it's super trippy, and I forgot I'm also on acid.
Ever since that stupid motherfuckerr got elected, im up every night randomly staring at the ceiling
Its 3:45am now.
Its 3:45am now.
November 14, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Same. Except I'm staring at the vast ocean, and it's super trippy, and I forgot I'm also on acid.
Overheard at confirmation hearings: "...a variety of unflattering internet nicknames, including such gems as 'Rapey McForehead'..."
Attorney General Rapey McForehead.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
November 14, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Overheard at confirmation hearings: "...a variety of unflattering internet nicknames, including such gems as 'Rapey McForehead'..."
To not be eaten by something bigger. It's always this except when it's sex.
November 14, 2024 at 12:15 AM
To not be eaten by something bigger. It's always this except when it's sex.
On the bright side, we've pretty much hit peak insanity on these picks, so, yeah, there's that.
Matt Gaetz as Attorney General
Fuck! Just FUCK!
Fuck! Just FUCK!
November 13, 2024 at 9:05 PM
On the bright side, we've pretty much hit peak insanity on these picks, so, yeah, there's that.
Reposted by Seals for Democracy
Welcome!
Say, do you happen to like 700lb marine mammals?
Say, do you happen to like 700lb marine mammals?
November 13, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Welcome!
Say, do you happen to like 700lb marine mammals?
Say, do you happen to like 700lb marine mammals?
Repost with one of the greatest villains in cinema history
November 13, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Repost with one of the greatest villains in cinema history
It's one of those scary vomit sessions, too, like where you know you drank way too much, and another batch wants to exit just as you're trying to get air in after the last batch. Fuck those vomits.
November 9, 2024 at 1:22 PM
It's one of those scary vomit sessions, too, like where you know you drank way too much, and another batch wants to exit just as you're trying to get air in after the last batch. Fuck those vomits.
This place feels like an edible.
November 8, 2024 at 6:24 PM
This place feels like an edible.
I'm new here. Is anyone else here?
I don't know about this...
I don't know about this...
November 8, 2024 at 12:43 PM
I'm new here. Is anyone else here?
I don't know about this...
I don't know about this...