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Wait, is that war on Starbucks the company or war on the baristas union? Very important.
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Well congrats on not getting milk on it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
People needed this right now.

It’s me. I’m people.
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Would you associate him with people of color? Or Tom Hanks? Or reasonably tasty food?

I know I wouldn’t.
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
So record it.
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Yeah, there are a great many ways to be crass about this.
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I took this as “he couldn’t even diagnose ‘it’s a duck’”.
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Tell him you’ll take complaints in writing. Certainly helped me get essays done.
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
… That’s a bad thing?
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
And you try to AVOID them?!
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
If he’d stopped there, he probably might have avoided some of this…

Though this is also the guy who’s choosing the discovery process where he gives all of this unredacted information to a bunch of actually competent lawyers who really, REALLY hate him, so I can’t say much about his decision making.
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I’m going to say that in itself is kind of impressive in its own way…
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Right… because that’s the part of that email that caught everyone’s attention.
November 16, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I don’t know how I’d prove I’m me to anyone else, but at least I can prove I’m not a bot.
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
They trust you. That’s good.

Now put a plate outside next to a nickel. Later, take the nickel and put out treats. Every time you put a few more treats out, put out the nickel for a while before hand and take it inside after.

Then stop. And wait. If they bring anything reflective, put out treats.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Yeah, I’m kind of waiting for someone to recycle the formula of “I know what you’re thinking” followed by shock humor.
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Repression: gone.
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
If you’re not hurting anyone, and I mean actively teasing and not just existing, don’t let other people keep you from just being yourself, especially online. If someone is annoyed by your existence near them and there isn’t a clear cause, then it’s on them to explain it, not on you to assume.
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Not your fault your life is generally doing great right now. You’ve had a lot of life progress and you feel good about it on reflection.

Do I wish my life were as good right now? Yes. This is probably the lowest point in my life so far and getting lower. That doesn’t mean I resent you for yours.
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
And a voice boomed across creation: “FINE, I’LL DO IT MYSELF!”
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It’s for cutting down anyone who says something after the priest asks if there are any objections.

Literally her job. Glad she came equipped..
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
A Rose by any other name probably still didn’t suck off Bill Clinton.
a woman is reading a book about american history
ALT: a woman is reading a book about american history
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s the Trump peepee tape, we were just wrong about which end he was on.
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
… mother trucker…
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Look, I get that Metroid Prime actually has other characters who can talk. It’s not just Samus running around caves and hallways in near total isolation. It’s Samus running around caves and hallways after having talked to actual people!

But that doesn’t mean they have to be unprofessional.
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM