xwiry
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So today’s overblown simile is:
“And the power is out again. This may have something to do with the 20 or so electric company vehicles crowding the street like it’s a house party for trade employed clowns testing the tolerance of the local residential fire code for maximum occupancy.”
“And the power is out again. This may have something to do with the 20 or so electric company vehicles crowding the street like it’s a house party for trade employed clowns testing the tolerance of the local residential fire code for maximum occupancy.”
October 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
So today’s overblown simile is:
“And the power is out again. This may have something to do with the 20 or so electric company vehicles crowding the street like it’s a house party for trade employed clowns testing the tolerance of the local residential fire code for maximum occupancy.”
“And the power is out again. This may have something to do with the 20 or so electric company vehicles crowding the street like it’s a house party for trade employed clowns testing the tolerance of the local residential fire code for maximum occupancy.”
If I could make money from making basic ass observations on Bluesky, I probably would have something other than depressing job prospects. Possibly two nickels, but it would depend on income and sales taxes, so…
Yeah. That’s my two cents.
Yeah. That’s my two cents.
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If I could make money from making basic ass observations on Bluesky, I probably would have something other than depressing job prospects. Possibly two nickels, but it would depend on income and sales taxes, so…
Yeah. That’s my two cents.
Yeah. That’s my two cents.
If anyone knows what “David Allen Coe” rough means, that’s been my week.
October 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If anyone knows what “David Allen Coe” rough means, that’s been my week.
So I figured out a question that might irritate a lot of webcomic artists who aren’t Phil Foglio, so I have to be extremely careful of whether they probably already know the answer before I ask.
And for him, the answer is “Just like us, really.” Confirmed on a regular basis.
And for him, the answer is “Just like us, really.” Confirmed on a regular basis.
October 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
So I figured out a question that might irritate a lot of webcomic artists who aren’t Phil Foglio, so I have to be extremely careful of whether they probably already know the answer before I ask.
And for him, the answer is “Just like us, really.” Confirmed on a regular basis.
And for him, the answer is “Just like us, really.” Confirmed on a regular basis.
Life just reminds me every other month that Ken Page isn’t with us anymore and while I’m always sad at first, I always tear up knowing that he enjoyed everyone listening as much as I enjoyed him singing.
Maybe I never liked Cats, but it wasn’t because of him.
Maybe I never liked Cats, but it wasn’t because of him.
October 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Life just reminds me every other month that Ken Page isn’t with us anymore and while I’m always sad at first, I always tear up knowing that he enjoyed everyone listening as much as I enjoyed him singing.
Maybe I never liked Cats, but it wasn’t because of him.
Maybe I never liked Cats, but it wasn’t because of him.
Yeah, keto may not be for me.
October 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Yeah, keto may not be for me.
So for medical reasons, it was suggested I try a keto diet. I’m on here a lot, so of course I ask “what’s a keto diet?”
It’s short for “ketosis diet” where the body burns fat instead of carbs because there’s next to no carbs in the diet.
“So it’s like a low carb diet?”
Not quite.
1/
It’s short for “ketosis diet” where the body burns fat instead of carbs because there’s next to no carbs in the diet.
“So it’s like a low carb diet?”
Not quite.
1/
October 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
So for medical reasons, it was suggested I try a keto diet. I’m on here a lot, so of course I ask “what’s a keto diet?”
It’s short for “ketosis diet” where the body burns fat instead of carbs because there’s next to no carbs in the diet.
“So it’s like a low carb diet?”
Not quite.
1/
It’s short for “ketosis diet” where the body burns fat instead of carbs because there’s next to no carbs in the diet.
“So it’s like a low carb diet?”
Not quite.
1/
“We’re calling about a survey…”
Let me get ready to hang up
“… from the CDC about immunization standards.”
TIME TO ANSWER A GADDAMN SURVEY!!!
Let me get ready to hang up
“… from the CDC about immunization standards.”
TIME TO ANSWER A GADDAMN SURVEY!!!
September 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“We’re calling about a survey…”
Let me get ready to hang up
“… from the CDC about immunization standards.”
TIME TO ANSWER A GADDAMN SURVEY!!!
Let me get ready to hang up
“… from the CDC about immunization standards.”
TIME TO ANSWER A GADDAMN SURVEY!!!
Diseases picked up at conventions, when traveling, or when negotiating a night’s affections are all horrible.
Fuck you, JJ, you triple down bastard!
Fuck you, JJ, you triple down bastard!
September 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Diseases picked up at conventions, when traveling, or when negotiating a night’s affections are all horrible.
Fuck you, JJ, you triple down bastard!
Fuck you, JJ, you triple down bastard!
Well shit. I got noticed and now I need content.
Maybe it’s a tomorrow problem? I’m busy with a sports thing for once.
… Fuck, I hope it’s once. I actually kind of like it here.
Maybe it’s a tomorrow problem? I’m busy with a sports thing for once.
… Fuck, I hope it’s once. I actually kind of like it here.
September 13, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Well shit. I got noticed and now I need content.
Maybe it’s a tomorrow problem? I’m busy with a sports thing for once.
… Fuck, I hope it’s once. I actually kind of like it here.
Maybe it’s a tomorrow problem? I’m busy with a sports thing for once.
… Fuck, I hope it’s once. I actually kind of like it here.
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Tumblr outlived 4chan. And that’s beautiful
April 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Tumblr outlived 4chan. And that’s beautiful
Oh cool, I finally picked a pfp.
December 26, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Oh cool, I finally picked a pfp.
Please, please, please, please, PLEASE let them be BSkits!
November 1, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Please, please, please, please, PLEASE let them be BSkits!