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new year's resolution to get into knife play
December 8, 2023 at 7:12 AM
new year's resolution to get into knife play
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zoomers cancel austin powers when
November 19, 2023 at 11:16 PM
zoomers cancel austin powers when
Hey y’all how’s everybody doing
November 19, 2023 at 10:49 PM
Hey y’all how’s everybody doing
Please excuse my abscess
November 5, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Please excuse my abscess
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sorry y'all this is it for me. my ass is getting caught tonight
October 17, 2023 at 1:16 AM
sorry y'all this is it for me. my ass is getting caught tonight
One time when I was 22 I had a bizarre protracted relationship with a 47 year old woman bc she looked like Rachel griffiths
October 16, 2023 at 10:20 PM
One time when I was 22 I had a bizarre protracted relationship with a 47 year old woman bc she looked like Rachel griffiths
I’m proud of all the time I’ve spent exposing myself for being a dumb dickhead on the internet
October 16, 2023 at 10:19 PM
I’m proud of all the time I’ve spent exposing myself for being a dumb dickhead on the internet
This may be darksided but I just chugged a nip of ketel one at the train station bc I just wanted a little buzz I can stop anytime I feel like it
October 16, 2023 at 10:16 PM
This may be darksided but I just chugged a nip of ketel one at the train station bc I just wanted a little buzz I can stop anytime I feel like it
I’ll never be a teen model now that I’m nearly 36
October 7, 2023 at 9:38 PM
I’ll never be a teen model now that I’m nearly 36
Getting diddled at the panopticon 😈
October 2, 2023 at 6:44 PM
Getting diddled at the panopticon 😈
Most ppl don’t know this about me but I’m dating Pete Davidson
October 2, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Most ppl don’t know this about me but I’m dating Pete Davidson
Trying to come to terms w my irrelevance
October 2, 2023 at 6:37 PM
Trying to come to terms w my irrelevance
Cremated ppl b like “catch me urnside”
October 2, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Cremated ppl b like “catch me urnside”
*pulls a sealed envelope out of a tophat* and for my next trick, you have been served
October 2, 2023 at 3:38 PM
*pulls a sealed envelope out of a tophat* and for my next trick, you have been served
Hire me as an agent of chaos for your next event !
October 2, 2023 at 3:36 PM
Hire me as an agent of chaos for your next event !
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You know you're drinking cold brew when your coffee is not hot and tastes a little like canned books
October 2, 2023 at 9:50 AM
You know you're drinking cold brew when your coffee is not hot and tastes a little like canned books
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signing a release form through the glory hole
October 2, 2023 at 1:01 PM
signing a release form through the glory hole
At the business conference :)
September 25, 2023 at 4:10 PM
At the business conference :)
My pact-bound demon whispering “delicious flesh” in my ear so annoying trying to watch tv
September 24, 2023 at 1:43 PM
My pact-bound demon whispering “delicious flesh” in my ear so annoying trying to watch tv
When the person interviewing you for the job says “no further questions, your honour” 🙄
September 21, 2023 at 9:00 PM
When the person interviewing you for the job says “no further questions, your honour” 🙄
Rebranding as a mumblecore rapper with a lisp
September 20, 2023 at 3:57 PM
Rebranding as a mumblecore rapper with a lisp
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go back to sleep darling, it's just the keening of the unavenged
September 20, 2023 at 7:57 AM
go back to sleep darling, it's just the keening of the unavenged