personally would love to see one of these apologies

1) Delivered as part of a conversation — possibly with a Jewish journalist even — rather than a here-you-go, moving-on-now statement not to be further interrogated

2) Arrive at truly any other time than at the beginning of a new album cycle

I absolutely believe that Sabrina would call Miss Piggy her idol, but if Piggy is not extremely put off by her "All About Eve"-style it will not be true to the character

Too bad she's one of the most hateful people in music.

The same class where Ozzy, Peter Frampton, Foreigner and Kool & The Gang got in? I thought that was a good class.

Harry Styles has made many songs I like, but I think I am trending towards being anti-Harry Styles

I did not see a bunch of aging millennials weeping when Rilo Kiley did "Does He Love You?" at Just Like Heaven Fest only to see Jenny Lewis labeled a "former child star"

That would be an awesome class if that was real.