X, The Unannounced
@xtheunannounced.bsky.social
Greasy freebooter, maidenless runt, half man half amazing, modern day Malcolm, Phantom of the Chakras, bring back the Boston rag, I'm old and my skin is cold, what they don't know will show on the autopsy
Eventually someone will miscalculate. I really didn't think I'd be alive for WWIII but here we are.
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Eventually someone will miscalculate. I really didn't think I'd be alive for WWIII but here we are.
For the curious: MID(ADDRESS(1,5450,4,1),556-(SQRT(SQRT(625))*111),3*SIN(PI()/2))&LEFT("PYRE",2)&CHAR(32)&TEXTJOIN("",FALSE,"N","E")&REPLACE("X ",1,1,UPPER(CHAR(119)))&SUBSTITUTE("YEi",T(COMPLEX(0,1)),MID(ADDRESS(2026,ROUNDUP(COS(50),FACTDOUBLE(6)/(2*FACT(4))),2),1,EXP(0)))&"R"&REPT(CHAR(33),333/33)
January 2, 2026 at 6:47 PM
For the curious: MID(ADDRESS(1,5450,4,1),556-(SQRT(SQRT(625))*111),3*SIN(PI()/2))&LEFT("PYRE",2)&CHAR(32)&TEXTJOIN("",FALSE,"N","E")&REPLACE("X ",1,1,UPPER(CHAR(119)))&SUBSTITUTE("YEi",T(COMPLEX(0,1)),MID(ADDRESS(2026,ROUNDUP(COS(50),FACTDOUBLE(6)/(2*FACT(4))),2),1,EXP(0)))&"R"&REPT(CHAR(33),333/33)
Because of the way Google Chat formatting works I wasn't able to send it to them, it kept on eating my asterisks. I suppose I could have sent it via email. Next year.
January 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Because of the way Google Chat formatting works I wasn't able to send it to them, it kept on eating my asterisks. I suppose I could have sent it via email. Next year.
I'm gonna do it again this year, I'll let you know what reception I get tomorrow
January 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I'm gonna do it again this year, I'll let you know what reception I get tomorrow
Forgot to actually post the Conway track. It sounds like they sped it up, pitched it down, and turned up the bass, you can barely hear the guitar/keyboard compared to the original. I like the way the producer looped it as well, moving the offbeat kick from the end of the second 8 bars to the start
Conway the Machine - Parisian Nights (Visualizer) ft. KNDRX
YouTube video by ConwayTheMachineVEVO
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Forgot to actually post the Conway track. It sounds like they sped it up, pitched it down, and turned up the bass, you can barely hear the guitar/keyboard compared to the original. I like the way the producer looped it as well, moving the offbeat kick from the end of the second 8 bars to the start
Lol you're welcome to take my place next year
December 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Lol you're welcome to take my place next year
I'm staying in London next year, fuck this shit.
December 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'm staying in London next year, fuck this shit.
I'd go back but I'd sit in the covered area outside next time. The guy next to me had a delicious-looking steak so I'd defo get one of those next time, and I'd get a different dessert
December 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I'd go back but I'd sit in the covered area outside next time. The guy next to me had a delicious-looking steak so I'd defo get one of those next time, and I'd get a different dessert