X, The Unannounced
@xtheunannounced.bsky.social
Greasy freebooter, maidenless runt, half man half amazing, modern day Malcolm, Phantom of the Chakras, bring back the Boston rag, I'm old and my skin is cold, what they don't know will show on the autopsy
Starbucks coffee has a premium price and tastes like fermented cat piss but I go there anyway as they're the only chain that has the ridiculously large serving sizes I need on a daily basis. It's a good lesson about not needing to necessarily have the best product in order to be competitive
January 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Starbucks coffee has a premium price and tastes like fermented cat piss but I go there anyway as they're the only chain that has the ridiculously large serving sizes I need on a daily basis. It's a good lesson about not needing to necessarily have the best product in order to be competitive
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
Eventually someone will miscalculate. I really didn't think I'd be alive for WWIII but here we are.
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Eventually someone will miscalculate. I really didn't think I'd be alive for WWIII but here we are.
Today Venezuela, tomorrow who knows. Trump has shown that he can do what he wants with no repercussions. Would Denmark declare war on the US if they took Greenland? I don't think so. Russia will keep at least part of Ukraine, China will eventually take Taiwan. We're in the Might is Right era
January 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Today Venezuela, tomorrow who knows. Trump has shown that he can do what he wants with no repercussions. Would Denmark declare war on the US if they took Greenland? I don't think so. Russia will keep at least part of Ukraine, China will eventually take Taiwan. We're in the Might is Right era
For the curious: MID(ADDRESS(1,5450,4,1),556-(SQRT(SQRT(625))*111),3*SIN(PI()/2))&LEFT("PYRE",2)&CHAR(32)&TEXTJOIN("",FALSE,"N","E")&REPLACE("X ",1,1,UPPER(CHAR(119)))&SUBSTITUTE("YEi",T(COMPLEX(0,1)),MID(ADDRESS(2026,ROUNDUP(COS(50),FACTDOUBLE(6)/(2*FACT(4))),2),1,EXP(0)))&"R"&REPT(CHAR(33),333/33)
January 2, 2026 at 6:47 PM
For the curious: MID(ADDRESS(1,5450,4,1),556-(SQRT(SQRT(625))*111),3*SIN(PI()/2))&LEFT("PYRE",2)&CHAR(32)&TEXTJOIN("",FALSE,"N","E")&REPLACE("X ",1,1,UPPER(CHAR(119)))&SUBSTITUTE("YEi",T(COMPLEX(0,1)),MID(ADDRESS(2026,ROUNDUP(COS(50),FACTDOUBLE(6)/(2*FACT(4))),2),1,EXP(0)))&"R"&REPT(CHAR(33),333/33)
Because of the way Google Chat formatting works I wasn't able to send it to them, it kept on eating my asterisks. I suppose I could have sent it via email. Next year.
January 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Because of the way Google Chat formatting works I wasn't able to send it to them, it kept on eating my asterisks. I suppose I could have sent it via email. Next year.
I'm gonna do it again this year, I'll let you know what reception I get tomorrow
January 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I'm gonna do it again this year, I'll let you know what reception I get tomorrow
🎊 Happy New Year 🎊
January 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
🎊 Happy New Year 🎊
Sheeeeiiiiiiiiiiitttt. Bad month for fans of The Wire, first that cadaverous motherfucker Ziggy Sobotka and now "Downtown" Clay Davis. RIP Isiah Whitlock Jr. and James Ransone.
December 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Sheeeeiiiiiiiiiiitttt. Bad month for fans of The Wire, first that cadaverous motherfucker Ziggy Sobotka and now "Downtown" Clay Davis. RIP Isiah Whitlock Jr. and James Ransone.
Forgot to actually post the Conway track. It sounds like they sped it up, pitched it down, and turned up the bass, you can barely hear the guitar/keyboard compared to the original. I like the way the producer looped it as well, moving the offbeat kick from the end of the second 8 bars to the start
Conway the Machine - Parisian Nights (Visualizer) ft. KNDRX
YouTube video by ConwayTheMachineVEVO
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Forgot to actually post the Conway track. It sounds like they sped it up, pitched it down, and turned up the bass, you can barely hear the guitar/keyboard compared to the original. I like the way the producer looped it as well, moving the offbeat kick from the end of the second 8 bars to the start
Lol you're welcome to take my place next year
December 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Lol you're welcome to take my place next year
I'm staying in London next year, fuck this shit.
December 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'm staying in London next year, fuck this shit.
I'm the only person at this dinner below the age of 70 FML
December 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'm the only person at this dinner below the age of 70 FML
New Nas and Preemo album is trash. If it was going to happen it should have happened 20 years ago when they were both in their prime
December 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
New Nas and Preemo album is trash. If it was going to happen it should have happened 20 years ago when they were both in their prime
I'd go back but I'd sit in the covered area outside next time. The guy next to me had a delicious-looking steak so I'd defo get one of those next time, and I'd get a different dessert
December 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I'd go back but I'd sit in the covered area outside next time. The guy next to me had a delicious-looking steak so I'd defo get one of those next time, and I'd get a different dessert
Fallow was ok. Cocktails were great. Service was impeccable. You could really taste the quality of the he ingredients. On the bad side: very very noisy, the bar where I was sitting was very cramped. And I was disappointed with my dessert. I'll give it a 7/10
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Fallow was ok. Cocktails were great. Service was impeccable. You could really taste the quality of the he ingredients. On the bad side: very very noisy, the bar where I was sitting was very cramped. And I was disappointed with my dessert. I'll give it a 7/10
Who the fuck knew there was a Russian three piece named Black Russian signed to Motown in the 80s making r&b tinged pop? I'd never heard of Leave Me Now until it was sampled on Conway's new album, but having heard it I'm surprised no one's ever used it before, it's groovy as heck
Leave Me Now
YouTube video by Black Russian - Topic
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Who the fuck knew there was a Russian three piece named Black Russian signed to Motown in the 80s making r&b tinged pop? I'd never heard of Leave Me Now until it was sampled on Conway's new album, but having heard it I'm surprised no one's ever used it before, it's groovy as heck
I have a reservation for Fallow next week and I don't like any of the mains. I guess I'm just having starters and a dessert then. I'll lie and tell them I'm on a diet
December 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I have a reservation for Fallow next week and I don't like any of the mains. I guess I'm just having starters and a dessert then. I'll lie and tell them I'm on a diet
NEW CONTROL GAME!!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
NEW CONTROL GAME!!!!!
I hate hotdesking. It needs to fuckin die. We are creatures of habit and I want my own desk and my own space so I can have the same routine every time. Not an original thought I know but someone sat in the desk I normally sit in today and it left me pissed off for the entire day
December 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I hate hotdesking. It needs to fuckin die. We are creatures of habit and I want my own desk and my own space so I can have the same routine every time. Not an original thought I know but someone sat in the desk I normally sit in today and it left me pissed off for the entire day
Nightrein DLC was £15 and I still feel ripped off
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Nightrein DLC was £15 and I still feel ripped off
Phantom of the Grand Ole Opry, ask the dumb hottie;
Mask, pump-shotty - somebody stop me;
Hardly come sloppy on a retarded hard copy;
After rockin' parties he departed in a jalopy;
Watch the drop-top papi;
Known as The Grimy Limey, slimy, try me, blimey;
Simply smashing in a fashion that's timely;
Mask, pump-shotty - somebody stop me;
Hardly come sloppy on a retarded hard copy;
After rockin' parties he departed in a jalopy;
Watch the drop-top papi;
Known as The Grimy Limey, slimy, try me, blimey;
Simply smashing in a fashion that's timely;
One hundred years of Grand Ole Opry.
Grand Ole Opry is a country music show in Nashville that debuted as a radio broadcast on November 28, 1925.
It is the longest-running weekly radio program in the world, and it put Nashville on the map as the center of country music. 🧵⬇️
Grand Ole Opry is a country music show in Nashville that debuted as a radio broadcast on November 28, 1925.
It is the longest-running weekly radio program in the world, and it put Nashville on the map as the center of country music. 🧵⬇️
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Phantom of the Grand Ole Opry, ask the dumb hottie;
Mask, pump-shotty - somebody stop me;
Hardly come sloppy on a retarded hard copy;
After rockin' parties he departed in a jalopy;
Watch the drop-top papi;
Known as The Grimy Limey, slimy, try me, blimey;
Simply smashing in a fashion that's timely;
Mask, pump-shotty - somebody stop me;
Hardly come sloppy on a retarded hard copy;
After rockin' parties he departed in a jalopy;
Watch the drop-top papi;
Known as The Grimy Limey, slimy, try me, blimey;
Simply smashing in a fashion that's timely;
My boss is in New York at the moment, so I'll be in the office approximately zero days this week
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My boss is in New York at the moment, so I'll be in the office approximately zero days this week
Chance the Rapper's big comeback album really sank without a trace. I don't think there's anything wrong with being a one album wonder though
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Chance the Rapper's big comeback album really sank without a trace. I don't think there's anything wrong with being a one album wonder though