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M@
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Professional Netrunner and orange juice enthusiast.
These AI hallucinations are getting out of hand.
August 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It was never a dislocated knee. Found out from my surgeon I done torn my ACL. Am I a sports boy now?
May 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hell yea I dislocated (and relocated) my knee in one spectacular fall. And by fall, I mean jumping over the couch.
(Made it over the couch tho.)
April 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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4chan was completely pwned. Email addresses and ips of the mods, captcha tokens, source code, everything.

www.the-sun.com/tech/1402906...
Thousands of 4Chan users report issues accessing controversial website
CONTROVERSIAL website 4Chan has gone down for thousands with users unable to access the message board. More than 1,000 users of the site have logged complaints on the Downdetector website, which me…
www.the-sun.com
April 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I’ve never tried thyme tea for sinus issues before, but holy F am I suddenly able to breathe again!
February 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Tomorrow is my 9 year anniversary at work. 4 years doing quality engineering, then 5 doing security engineering. Not bad for a 2x college dropout.
January 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Just drank my last Baja blast of 2024. It’s been a year. Can’t deny that.
January 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
People love when I tell them my 67-month-old can read at a 2nd grade level.
December 28, 2024 at 10:51 PM
For my D&D nerds and rock hounds out there! Real math rocks!
Yooperlite/sodalite under UV flashlight.
December 25, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Dishes in the morning!
Dishes in the evening!
Dishes at supper time!
(To the tune of the old bagel bites commercial.)
December 15, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Unreasonably tired.
December 13, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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A few years ago, I wrote a book. It was the culmination of my most important posts and the stories behind them. Writing this book also helped keep me sane during insane times, and as of today, I'm giving it away for free 😊 www.troyhunt.com/pwned-the-bo...
"Pwned", The Book, Is Now Available for Free
Nearly four years ago now, I set out to write a book with Charlotte and RobIt was the stories behind the stories, the things that drove me to write my most important blog posts, and then the things th...
www.troyhunt.com
December 6, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! I’m thankful for animal crossing turkey day, Mountain Dew Baja blast, butter, sage, and my dark green polar fleece hoodie with the big hood. Most thankful to feel chubby-tired and rot on the couch with video games tonight. And, ya know, friends and family.
November 28, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone watching the #MST3K Turkey Day today! I’m thrilled to hear that it’s finishing up with THE FINAL SACRIFICE, absolutely one of my favorites because it features this beautiful mullet-sporting, Canadian-tuxedoed ❤️ hero ❤️. Enjoy!
#MST3KTurkeyDay
November 28, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Operation wishbone was a success: turkey procured!
November 27, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Modding back in the 90s was a trip.
November 21, 2024 at 2:50 PM
I talk a lot of shit at JavaScript for a person who’s personal projects are over 50% JavaScript.
November 17, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Geeked to find/follow people from old Twitter who I haven’t seen in a long time.
November 16, 2024 at 6:45 PM
The mutuals post! Waddup!
- cyberpunk anything
- InfoSec
- orange juice
- video games
- stable diffusion
- Diablo 4
- burritos
- rocks
- [REDACTED]
- ramen
- pizza
- DnD
- cool socks
- anime waifus
- that one video where that dude falls over when he tries to stomp cans to cotton eye joe
- pizza
November 15, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Fancy meeting you here.
November 15, 2024 at 5:33 PM