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Ho ho ho
Small tree in the smoking room
December 1, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Santa Claus is in the house
November 30, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 28, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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Me: I cleared the table for dessert.

Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?

Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!

Her: What…Why???

Me: You have to let them linger.
November 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
November 26, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Santa Penguin has been purged as a symbol of capitalism. Long live Comrade Penguin!
November 24, 2024 at 7:19 PM
These are our pebbles
November 24, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Too cold to smoke outside
November 23, 2024 at 4:28 PM
What do you want for Christmas?
November 20, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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Oh lawd he commin
a group of penguins are standing on top of a snow covered field .
ALT: a group of penguins are standing on top of a snow covered field .
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November 14, 2024 at 1:40 AM
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Don't forget to leave out herring and water for me this Penguin Christmas! My two elephant seals, Humphrey and Icabod, would appreciate some crab. Ho ho ho!
November 14, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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Post a pic from a past Christmas! Santa Penguin loves seeing them.
November 15, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Remember that penguins bring pebbles to the ones they love. I have plenty of pebbles for you to have.
November 15, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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Be good. Be kind.
November 17, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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Be kind to animals. Be kind to others. Most importantly, Be kind to yourself.
November 18, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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Santa Penguin loves everyone.
November 19, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Santa Penguin watches you when you sleep.
November 14, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Back hurts
November 19, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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you got this
November 19, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Santa Penguin loves everyone.
November 19, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Good Tuesday morning everyone! Today I will be enjoying the nice weather before the 30's hit. Remember to show love today.
November 19, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Live life without regrets. It's hard but putting your past behind you will help heal.
November 19, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Face reveal!
November 18, 2024 at 7:32 PM