Murphy
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Murphy
@xquitter31738.bsky.social
This country went to shit after November 5, 2024


So I try to make it funny to laugh at, hope I can make your day a little better.
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What happened to states’ rights, Kristi?
June 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Breaking: Koreans have elected lee Jae Myung to be their next president!
He was the opposition leader during Yoon. Congrats Korea!
June 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Have a beer for me today, will ya? I will join you for one around July!

My tumor has shrunk by nearly 50 percent! Let's gooooooo

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#WQuers #Wordle
May 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Watching house of cards currently. Frank Underwood is exactly like Donald Trump.
May 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Desantis getting booed at #SNME made my day
May 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Pope Leo XIV used his first Sunday address to the faithful to call for peace. “Never again war,” he said to a roar from the crowd in St. Peter’s Square.
Pope Leo XIV Calls for End to War in First Sunday Blessing as Pontiff
www.nytimes.com
May 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Vance posting that India and Pakistan have a ceasefire, just for Pakistan to break it hours later.

The Vance curse is real
May 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Me: Hi Donald trump!
“What?”
“You said you would lower groceries and stop crime, what are you doing to fight that today?”
“Nothing, but best I can do is waste congress time to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico”
May 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Trump is reopening Alcatraz for offenders.
Let’s put him in there!
May 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Now it’s. DONE!!!!
May 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
#nfldraft sanders not being drafted is crazy.

I didn’t look at the mock drafts, is this a surprise?
April 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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We're back from a bit of downtime — thanks for your patience just now!

Our team is working to investigate the root cause. We share downtime updates at status.bsky.app.
April 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
We went from “tear down this wall” to “VLADIMIR, STOP”
April 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did.
April 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
How is there a second signal chat leak lmao hegseth such a clown
April 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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April 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
BREAKING: Nazi and flat earther Bryce Mitchell submitted at #ufc314

Fuck nazis!
April 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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April 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Trying to convince these MAGA cultists that trump is destroying America is like trying to fight with a wall at this point.

It’s a cult and can only be stopped by fighting TRUMP and HIS administration. Don’t feed the twitter trolls. #handsoff #fucktrump
April 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Rewatching mad men currently, this show is my comfort zone it’s so good
April 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Is trump going to go to war with penguins
April 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Guess Russell brand sucking up to the far right didn’t work
April 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM