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Alex Pavloff
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Runs a company. Types stuff. Lives in Longmont, CO. Feeds 2 black cats. Raises 2 kids.
I am watching this @aragusea.bsky.social video and while I’ve never met the man in person and only know him via his podcasts and videos I can tell he is absolutely pissed youtu.be/ZITVpX3OWdc?...
RFK's GENIUS new food fix
YouTube video by Adam Ragusea
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Just stretching out here
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Was planning to spatchcock and dry brine but even after defrosting since Friday, the best I could do was get the neck and giblets out.

Wet brine it is!
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Because this is a parody! #greatestgen
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Reposted by Alex Pavloff
Boulder is a suburb of Longmont
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I am making French? Onion and bean? soup so you know what that means
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Welcome to Longmont!
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
When the 15 year old watches an @aragusea.bsky.social video on cooking eggs and goes “now I want to cook eggs” well you cook eggs even though its 8:15PM
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Mood
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It's Bladin' time.
well yeah, everybody else is watching Blade (2025)
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Did we ever figure out why bucatini disappeared in the pandemic?
November 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
One my favorite Dick Cheney stories from @huffpost.com

www.huffpost.com/entry/cable-...
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Reposted by Alex Pavloff
You’ve gotta hand it to Trader Joe’s it’s quite an accomplishment to sustain a wildly successful nationwide business based almost solely on the premise “we have really good snacks.”
October 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Great moments in transcription @joeneguse.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hey why does Hawaiian pizza have ham and not spam
October 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Happy Sunday Night
October 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
So there's lots of classic sci fi short stories which work their way into syllabi for high schoolers. My freshman son has a team presentation tomorrow on Bradbury's "The Pedestrian", so after a few runs through that, we took a walk.
October 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Deglazing a pan with onions and then eating the onions with the dish is a beautiful thing
September 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Oh no it’s another Enterprise
September 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My wife ordered something on Etsy and it was from the UK and she got a handwritten note saying “my last US shipment due to tariffs :(“
September 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Now watching Star Trek: TMP with the kids. Got through the “turned into mush by the transporter” scene and are having to explain why everyone is wearing jumpsuits that show off everyone junk
August 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Cooking some beans. Overcooked beans. Oh no have to turn them into refried beans.
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Last time I was in Cracker Barrel:

1. I ordered a beer
2. They couldn’t figure out how to make gravy (“it wasn’t working”).

I guess that’s woke now? I’m so confused.
August 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
August 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It’s picture day at the high school.

Some of the kids outfits are wowowowow and some are like “I’m too old for this” and some are both.
August 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM