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Having vestigial internet presences that I randomly abandon with no consideration of losing followings and mutuals gets very confusing when you also have a bad memory, because it's like "Did SwiftOnSecurity make a comment to me about inflating my belly big and round or was that a hallucination?"
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Come give this dog a tug…

#murrsuit #murrsuitmonday
December 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Life is largely dominated by social contracts that are completely optional. There is nothing illegal about walking into all you can eat buffets and eating till you vomit and continue eating until you've been kicked out.
January 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
GOG should do an ad campaign based around how you could either spend a billion dollars for ram, or support their funding of reviving classic games that'll run on 256 kilobytes of ram.
January 1, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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I'm for lunch
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I'm testing a theory
December 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It's crazy how 'the company everyone has been talking about' is always something I've never heard of until I'm reading articles about how everyone is supposedly talking about it.
December 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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One-week auction on the dealers Den! Starting price: €1
☀️🌻 - www.thedealersden.com/listing/pink...
December 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"Boy oh boy I sure enjoy sitting down to relax..."
The noble Mark Zuckerberg:
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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paws
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
You can park in the handicap spot I won't tell. (,,>﹏<,,)
December 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
therecord.media/google-searc...

“it is common knowledge that websites, internet-based applications, and internet service providers collect, and then sell, user data.”

~"No reasonable expectation of privacy" MOTHERFUCKER THAT IS YOUR JOB TO RECTIFY THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE FUCKING COURT!!!
Pa. high court rules that police can access Google searches without a warrant
In a decision that only affects Pennsylvanians but could have privacy implications elsewhere, the state's Supreme Court ruled that police did not need a warrant to access a rape suspect's Google searc...
therecord.media
December 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Generative AI nor Marijuana are personalities.
December 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
A fox person wearing a dog costume and wearing a fox costume of themself over said dog costume makes about 33% of Bluesky users make this face.

🌀w🌀
December 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Free with sign-in is not free.
December 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
~"I'm so tired to be a cog in the machine, delegated to nothing but churning out content for a enigmatic algorithm empowered by the will of millions of corpos that wish to appropriate my likeness to perpetuate garbage that erodes people's autonomy."

*uploads 15 consecutive sponsored videos*...
December 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I can't understate how quickly I stop watching and block the person / company if the platform allows the second I see 'shop', 'buy', or 'purchase'. I chose to open the app, I didn't choose to watch an ad.
December 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
EDITOR. USE THE EFFECT THAT MAKES ME WIDE. WE HAVE TO PAY RENT THIS MONTH.
December 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
www.theverge.com/tech/845216/...

THEY AINT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO, THE TECH OLIGARCHS ARE TRILLIONAIRES AND YOU'VE GOT 2% MARKET SHARE.
Mozilla’s new CEO is doubling down on an AI future for Firefox
Anthony Enzor-DeMeo is taking charge of one of the internet’s most important — and most complicated — companies.
www.theverge.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Tatsugiri suit bondage.
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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April 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM