if u see something other than a belt on my pokemon go avatar, congratulations! u were once wayyy too online and now ur probably worried about Roth IRAs or some such

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every time someone says #newpope 's name i think this and so I made it a PNG #habemuspapam #gottacatchemall

i got that nog in me

all of the chronically-onliners born after 1985