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SJ
@xosjmre.bsky.social
🌹 Hi! I’m SJ!
♎️ 30
🍃 420 Friendly
💙 Mom of one boy
✨ Gamer 🎮 Baker 🎂 Floral Designer 🌸
☀️ OG Floridian currently stuck in Ohio with dreams of moving 🤣
Pinned
#promosky repost🥰
Hi, I’m SJ!✌️

Platforms:
💜 PC
💚 Xbox
💛 Switch
Games:
🌹 Black Ops 6
✨ Spyro
🌹 Baldur’s Gate 3
✨ Hogwarts Legacy
🌹 Final Fantasy
Also follow me if you like:
🎀 Gym/Fitness
🎀 Baking
🎀 Cats
🎀 Reading
🎀 Hand knitted blankets
🎀 Photography

♡/↻ appreciated! Will fb w/ similar interests🥰
Happy 9th Birthday arrangement!
March 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Randomly popping back in to post more arrangements, designed by yours truly, for your viewing pleasure 😅

I’ve been so busy with life and work. I’ve missed y’all!
March 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Good morning Bluesky!

I missed y’all! But I’ve been busy lol

Here, have two horribly edited photos of the bouquet I just did for my grandma as she’s still in rehab

There was paperwork on her nightstand that I didn’t think to move when I took the pic 🤦🏻‍♀️

Featuring her little squishy cow!
March 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Second floral arrangement was in the books on Friday!

Inspiration vs final result 💛💚
March 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The inspiration
VS
How my first ever floral arrangement came out 🥰💜😍

Ya girl is officially a floral designer in training! 🌸
February 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Where in the parenting manual does it talk about your almost 3 year old calling you by your legal name? And who taught my child my name? I just wanna have a few words 🤣🤣🤣
February 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Reposted by SJ
The harpy eagle is one of the largest and most powerful eagles in the world!
With talons as large as a bear's claws, they can snatch monkeys and sloths right off trees.
#nature
February 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
IT’S NOT CANCER!!!!!!!!
February 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Some good news!

They had a cancellation so I rushed down to the drs office to get in two weeks sooner for my mammogram. Two weeks sooner that I can get results! Fingers crossed that it’s benign and not cancer!!🤞
February 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Have you ever had a nightmare so volatile.. so horrifying.. so disgusting.. you wake up and just sit there, breathing, and trying to make sure you’re alive and it wasn’t actually real? Then wonder wtf is wrong with your brain to come up with it to begin with..
February 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
👀🤔🤣
February 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Reposted by SJ
"What are your dogs' names?"

Me: "Calvin and Klein."

"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"

Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."
February 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
America’s healthcare system is so screwed up.

We know you can’t keep any food or drink down even on IV fluids and meds, but go home. It’s fine if you can’t keep anything down.

Just starve and get dehydrated again until the flu goes away🤷🏻‍♀️🙃
February 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The nurse practitioner came in..

She said, “if you can’t keep any food or drink down, that’s perfectly fine. Just wait a few hours and try again. And if you still can’t, that’s fine too. It’ll take time”

👀

Ma’am.. not keeping anything down & a 102 degree fever was what made me end up here..
February 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Part 4/? - check out my profile for parts 1-3

This feels like a F-U.. maybe it’s just me.. I complained to the social worker so the cafeteria sent up a “liquid tray”

I got water, apple juice, orange/black tea, strawberry jello, and.. chicken broth.. for breakfast..

The smell is nauseating 🤢
Definitely a thread now.. Cafeteria said they called me this morning and I didn’t answer but my phone literally never rang.

So they chose for me. Again.

Anyone want hot chocolate, orange juice, French toast, scrambled eggs, and bacon?

Because I can’t eat it..🤦🏻‍♀️
February 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Definitely a thread now.. Cafeteria said they called me this morning and I didn’t answer but my phone literally never rang.

So they chose for me. Again.

Anyone want hot chocolate, orange juice, French toast, scrambled eggs, and bacon?

Because I can’t eat it..🤦🏻‍♀️
February 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Petition to even slightly dim hospital hallway lights at night because this is too dang bright to try and sleep in..
February 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Didn’t order lunch so the cafeteria chose for me. Supposed to be on a liquid diet.
Received:
Cheeseburger soup, a tortilla, rice, and chicken fajitas with peppers and onions

Ordered chicken noodle soup for dinner and it’s actually greasy 😭
Whoever heard of greasy soup!?😭
Been a little MIA because I’ve been deathly ill since Monday morning. Then I was admitted to the hospital this morning.

This might be a thread of my hospital food experiences today 🤣
February 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Been a little MIA because I’ve been deathly ill since Monday morning. Then I was admitted to the hospital this morning.

This might be a thread of my hospital food experiences today 🤣
February 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Reposted by SJ
Fucked up things fuck you up in fucked up ways.

And then you’re like “Jeez, why am I so fucked up about this?”

Because it was fucked up. That’s why.
February 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
No sympathy from me for the Chiefs!🤣
“They’re finally in Eagles territory” I’m dead LOL
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Reposted by SJ
When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Idc what anyone says, that was an awesome halftime show!!
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
$315 personally contributed tonight to the shelter’s medical fund! 🥹💜🐶

Can’t wait to see how much was contributed overall from all in attendance!
I found my dress for the charity ball. Anyone wanna see it?🥹

Side note! I’ll be taking donations for the dog shelter until Saturday evening, 2/8/2024, at 7pm.

Cashapp & Venmo - xcallmesj
🐶❤️

See my profile for more info!

♡/↻ appreciated!

#donations #dogs #dogsofbluesky #dogshelter #charity
February 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Does anyone else feel more confident when they wear makeup but then absolutely hate the whole process of taking it off at the end of the night?😅🤣
February 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM