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OH MY fucking GOD
June 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Don’t forget to celebrate Tokimeki Memorial Day tomorrow.
May 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
May 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Be careful when buying @mtgsecretlair.com items from @magic.wizards.com.

Apparently if the bonus item(a pencil in this case) is available but the item you ordered(Festival in a box) is not, they will charge you $12 for the shipment of the bonus item to be shipped separately unless you click this.
May 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Absolute pain to get all my Magic:
The Gathering posters leveled and equidistant.
May 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This combo is so busted and fun.

Mardu Siegebreaker is amazing.
May 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
why do the fucking weird ones follow me
April 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This kind of shit should be illegal.

It's designed to look like a check. It even says "To the order of" but not "pay to the order of".

It's a mortgage insurance advertisement.
April 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Squad
April 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Pulled six Mox Jasper so far. Traded one for an Ugin.
April 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My entire MTG collection barely fits in my trunk.
March 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Autistic homeownership
March 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I still play this game I guess
November 29, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Honestly.
November 23, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Mothman cute
November 21, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Finally have the entirety of my Magic The Gathering hobby isolated to one room.
November 21, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Cat
November 13, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Las Vegas/Magic Con trip going well so far
October 25, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Flight fit. Gotta be comfy and cool for Las Vegas.
October 24, 2024 at 2:26 PM
A story in four parts. A story of surgery and cannibalism.
October 18, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I accidentally DIO’d
September 14, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Dominated this twisty bitch tonight.
August 10, 2023 at 1:58 AM
POV you are behind a 41 year old man’s car
July 24, 2023 at 4:47 PM
July 20, 2023 at 11:27 PM
Bye bitch
July 20, 2023 at 10:47 PM