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Edge of Eternities looks so fucking sick. Almost every leaked card is a fucking banger.

Way more excited for this than Spider-man or Avatar TLA
July 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I cannot believe I just pulled a serialized Chocobo. 11/77.

My favorite final fantasy is FFXI.

#mtg #finalfantasy @magic.wizards.com
OH MY fucking GOD
June 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
OH MY fucking GOD
June 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Don’t forget to celebrate Tokimeki Memorial Day tomorrow.
May 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Just had a match in MTG Arena with someone named "murmurtwin".

I wonder who that was.
May 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Be careful when buying @mtgsecretlair.com items from @magic.wizards.com.

Apparently if the bonus item(a pencil in this case) is available but the item you ordered(Festival in a box) is not, they will charge you $12 for the shipment of the bonus item to be shipped separately unless you click this.
May 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The more I play Magic: The Gathering, the more I start to realize it is less a game of skill and strategy, and more a game of luck.

Were you lucky enough to go first? Were you lucky enough to draw the mana/ramp you needed? Were you lucky enough to not get mono red going first?
May 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Turns out dance games hurt after two months of not playing.
May 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Absolute pain to get all my Magic:
The Gathering posters leveled and equidistant.
May 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
@magic.wizards.com here's a free idea.

For the next Un-set:

UnBeyond. Or Un(iverses)Beyond.

Bring back the licenses for all the Universes Beyond properties you've used and make an Un set out of them.

Bring back Attractions using The Gold Saucer.
May 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Why do people say Commander ruined Magic?

60 card formats are run by 5-6 meta decks per format. There's no room for creativity or customization. You either adopt the meta or you lose.
May 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Lightning struck my new house on Friday. Everyone is ok but I keep finding more things damaged. Almost all of my electronics are dead. Arcade games hadn’t been plugged in yet so they’re fine. Water pipes busted. Gas leaks(shut off for now). Upward of $10,000 in damage. This year sucks.
May 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This combo is so busted and fun.

Mardu Siegebreaker is amazing.
May 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If I see the phrase crash out one more time I’m gonna crash out
April 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
@mtgarena.com matchmaking is absolutely awful.

I play boros, I get boros mirror match. Either boros mice or boros cutter.

I play azorius, I get azorius omniscience or azorius simulacrum.

Come on guys, this isn't enjoyable.
April 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Really enjoying Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 but I feel like the writing foreshadows a bit too often and too obviously.

Pretty sure I’ve already figured out the main plot twist and while it’s a good plot device, I wish it had come as a surprise.
April 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
why do the fucking weird ones follow me
April 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Last night I had the nerdiest dream of my life.

I was assisting the 10th Doctor in fighting Ugin to prevent him from kidnapping all of the Planeswalkers.
April 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Ban Breeching Dragonstorm in Standard.
April 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This kind of shit should be illegal.

It's designed to look like a check. It even says "To the order of" but not "pay to the order of".

It's a mortgage insurance advertisement.
April 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Squad
April 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Omniscience should be banned in Standard.
April 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Pulled six Mox Jasper so far. Traded one for an Ugin.
April 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My entire MTG collection barely fits in my trunk.
March 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Autistic homeownership
March 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM