Michael John
@xomichaeljohn.bsky.social
Gay comedian also sober (3x main character)
IG @xomichaeljohn
IG @xomichaeljohn
Hey oomfettes in NYC—free tonight? Come see the debut of my brand new solo hour MOTHER, SUPERIOR at The PIT!! ily
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hey oomfettes in NYC—free tonight? Come see the debut of my brand new solo hour MOTHER, SUPERIOR at The PIT!! ily
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Does photo booth count? November 2011! Freshman year of college.
Does photo booth count? November 2011! Freshman year of college.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Does photo booth count? November 2011! Freshman year of college.
Does photo booth count? November 2011! Freshman year of college.
And next week, this.
Momentum is on our side, STREAM!!!!!
Momentum is on our side, STREAM!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
And next week, this.
Momentum is on our side, STREAM!!!!!
Momentum is on our side, STREAM!!!!!
Omg I hit 1mil followers on here! I love all you gay guys and others. 😭 What should I do to celebrate?
November 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Omg I hit 1mil followers on here! I love all you gay guys and others. 😭 What should I do to celebrate?
Daylight SAVINGS💜
November 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Daylight SAVINGS💜
Your sweaty neighborhood Michael john
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Your sweaty neighborhood Michael john
The sun was briefly out today and you bet your fine arse I got it
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The sun was briefly out today and you bet your fine arse I got it
So how was everyone’s weekend
October 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So how was everyone’s weekend
Who did this portrait of me in Chelsea?
September 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Who did this portrait of me in Chelsea?
I stand by what I said when it was late
September 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I stand by what I said when it was late
Tomorrow NYC bloomfs! I’m finishing my new material series on millennial nostalgia and working at American Apparel. Cuckoo times, then and now, and so I humbly offer some big gay giggles and a little hopecore for your hot arses.
Love you! Love comedy! Let’s have some fun.
🎟️: xomichaeljohn.com
Love you! Love comedy! Let’s have some fun.
🎟️: xomichaeljohn.com
September 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Tomorrow NYC bloomfs! I’m finishing my new material series on millennial nostalgia and working at American Apparel. Cuckoo times, then and now, and so I humbly offer some big gay giggles and a little hopecore for your hot arses.
Love you! Love comedy! Let’s have some fun.
🎟️: xomichaeljohn.com
Love you! Love comedy! Let’s have some fun.
🎟️: xomichaeljohn.com
Stand-up clip from my monthly last month about poppers… Am I missing out? Should I try them live onstage on Friday?? Will you please like and share this post??? 🥹
September 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Stand-up clip from my monthly last month about poppers… Am I missing out? Should I try them live onstage on Friday?? Will you please like and share this post??? 🥹
Feeling particularly mentally ill these days but hey I went for a run!
September 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Feeling particularly mentally ill these days but hey I went for a run!
Fun fact: I keep my tits on me whenever I do comedy!! I have a show next Friday at 7pm in Manhattan… they’ll be there. Will you? 🥺🙏 thepit-nyc.com/events/micha...
September 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Fun fact: I keep my tits on me whenever I do comedy!! I have a show next Friday at 7pm in Manhattan… they’ll be there. Will you? 🥺🙏 thepit-nyc.com/events/micha...
Everyone down here taking pics of the skyline today??? Why
September 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Everyone down here taking pics of the skyline today??? Why
MAYHEM Ball NYC hat trick!! 🖤👹 WHICH look is your favorite and WHAT limb should I sell for the 2026 shows??
September 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
MAYHEM Ball NYC hat trick!! 🖤👹 WHICH look is your favorite and WHAT limb should I sell for the 2026 shows??
Everyone say happy birthday to my beloved same sex gay life partner @brianmdudley.bsky.social who has an account on here that he doesn’t use 🥰
September 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Everyone say happy birthday to my beloved same sex gay life partner @brianmdudley.bsky.social who has an account on here that he doesn’t use 🥰
It’s still summer and I will remind you that no matter how many pumpkin spice hoodies you feel in the air… xo
August 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It’s still summer and I will remind you that no matter how many pumpkin spice hoodies you feel in the air… xo
Added two of the most incredible performers to the show tonight. 7p at the PIT in NYC! NYC bloomfies, if you’re around come through! Lmk if cost a barrier. ❤️
August 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Added two of the most incredible performers to the show tonight. 7p at the PIT in NYC! NYC bloomfies, if you’re around come through! Lmk if cost a barrier. ❤️
Remember American Apparel? I’m doing a new half hour of jokes & stories about working there in the company’s twilight years this Friday as part of my residency here in NYC!
So excited to share this stuff about the end of a retail empire and the halcyon days of millennial bullshit! xomichaeljohn.com
So excited to share this stuff about the end of a retail empire and the halcyon days of millennial bullshit! xomichaeljohn.com
August 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Remember American Apparel? I’m doing a new half hour of jokes & stories about working there in the company’s twilight years this Friday as part of my residency here in NYC!
So excited to share this stuff about the end of a retail empire and the halcyon days of millennial bullshit! xomichaeljohn.com
So excited to share this stuff about the end of a retail empire and the halcyon days of millennial bullshit! xomichaeljohn.com
I say this as a stan!!!!!
August 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I say this as a stan!!!!!
No you don’t understand I’m obsessed
August 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
No you don’t understand I’m obsessed
Make me smile!! Come to my show Friday if you’re in NYC!! xomichaeljohn.com for early bird tix
August 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Make me smile!! Come to my show Friday if you’re in NYC!! xomichaeljohn.com for early bird tix